General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Anybody doing a Courtesy Nissan order?

Hi, I had some really bad fog yesterday - could not see more than 20ft in front of the car - had to drive by the white lines on the road. Cant say the ZX front fogs did any good! Anyone else found similar?? They are fine for additional lighting in normal/poor conditions but fog.... Barry

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2448292527&category=43114 £5,500 and climbing. But its no ordinary Lada. ;) Does any one remember this episode of Top Gear with the Lada? Well its for sale. Stuart

First day of my hols and decided to spend it with my zed. Managed to do... replace front disks and pads... replace both screen wash nozzles... clean inside of both headlights, lights out and coat hanger job... convert lights for h3 bulbs and stick in some 30% brighter jobbies - a major contribution to road safety!! I can see again :dance: and its so easy with the lights out (the conversion, not 'seeing' :rolleyes: ). Only downside (I guess there always has to be one!) went to investigate what the noise from the rear brakes was. Wheel bearing shot :rolleyes: The nut was really loose (could move it with my fingers!! Torqued it up and its loads b…

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love with ah my wife,I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling :rofl: :rofl:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it, sweetie?" Man: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to be happy." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked. It's a beautiful silver." Man: "How much?" Woman: "$60,0…

The Redneck Oil Change Checklist 1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3. Open a beer and drink it. 4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7. Place drain pan under engine. 8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9. Give up and use crescent wrench. 10. Unscrew drain plug. 11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot …

This government is a joke :mad: http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/581/ They invite people to make savings by investing in LPG systems, now when theyv'e snared a few the taxes follow :rolleyes: Personally I thought they'd have waited til it caught on a bit more... Pete

Targetted at Baggins of course... Miniclip Snowball game (Shockwave)

Objet : IN HONOR OF STUPID PEOPLE In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do…

I think that my Mrs is one of the most unluckiest women I know. Yesterday, she had her 3rd non fault accident for the past 24 months. Now, for those who know me, I am the first to say that the majority of women drivers are shite and I will freely say so in any argument, and have done so several times in the past. However, yesterday she was driving behind a "white Tranny van" SUPRISE SUPRISE!!! who indicated left to pull in to and park along the curb side. Whilst the Mrs was indicating right to go round him, he decided that he obviously did not want to park there and promptly pulled straight out whilst the Mrs was along side him. Luckily, she noticed his mor…

while you lot were grafting i cleaned my zed today:D but now its just as dirty cos i just had to take it for a blast:dance: this has gotta be the best way to spend 6 grand:D

Empty your mailbox out :rolleyes: :slap:

So im out in the US at the moment...........News story A guy is suing the company that makes the winnibago mobile homes....because, he put it on cruise control and got up to out the back.......funnly enough it crashed, and because the was no sticker or instructions on the button he is suing them!!!!!!! Hence to say they now have comphrensive instructions on how to use........such as, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR SEAT WHILST VEHICLE IS IN MOTION, STAY ALERT!:rofl:

got 5k to spend, best way to approach, moddin the zed, its already got a single exit cat back exhaust, would like twin, standard apart from that, do i go the usual induction, exhaust,chip route etc. Or are there any company's that can do me a package? will 5k be enough for now, as a starting point?:)

Didn't know lexmark made Z32's What do you recon the output of it is?

http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/WWW/CARS_popup.asp?modelexact=1&make=NISSAN&model=300+ZX&min_pr=3000&max_pr=&postcode=sn2+1bl&miles=60&max_records=200&source=0&sort=3&start=9&distance=38&adcategory=CARS&channel=CARS&id=200349121487620 What a bargain, minter as well the ltd edition ones with different colour pannels and standard 5 spoke rims on.

Here are some conversations that airline passengers normally will never hear. The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilotsand control towers from around the world: While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between 'C' and 'D', but get it right!" Cont…

How do you create an accurate timer in VB? The timers available to VB are useless, they jump in 30-60mS steps at a time. I need much better accuracy, i.e., to the mS. Can anyone help? Cheers, Shaun

as above the beast is back so tooley's mobile porn emporium will be back to put you doughnut meister wannabees back in ure place

Bloody 'ell is it lunchtime yet? Found this pic and now my stomach is rumbling like a Mmmmmmmmm :cool:

Bring on the dry weather, me mate got a g40 and I let him have a drive of the Zed last night. Scared himself silly - however in this weather fast acceleration is a no-no back wheels just keep spinning when your pulling away, cant wait for a dry patch to get a good launch.

Just found this on the web! Anyone here got one of these?

Thats it realy I hate the bloody green round things. So you order your dinner no peas with that please, and thay bring out extre peas and peas on my dinner I f***ing hate the bloody green things!!!!! sorry a bit pissed just had to pass that on

Dark grey zed with targas off! today about 1.45 pm on the A31 coming into Ringwood. I was on a bus that good old BR laid on cos of engineering work bettween Southampton & Poole! Great! Just come back from that LOndon place after seeing "the Maiden" at Earles court on friday. any of you there? What did you think?