General Discussions - Non 300ZX

Jesus wept!!!!

I'm getting a Java error, line 349 "error 'e_by_gum' is undefined" on all forums...only started today. :)

A blond goes into a garage and asks for a new "710" - the guy says "whats that?" She replies "there's one in the middle of the engine". The guy says "here's an open bonnet, show me". So she points to the "OIL" - and says "there you are there's the "710"!!! Enjoy, Geoff.

Just thought I would say hi from out here. Baking hot, and the scuba is terrific. Place is full of french people as you would expect, most involved in the search for the black box out of the plane which went down. The people out here are crazy, the bar that we drink in has a manager, who sits all day by the phone, but when it rings he waits for one of the staff to answer it( in a whole 'not my job' sort of way) which would give me the right hump. Hope all is well and happy for you there in blighty :) Cheers to Cybernet for the airport run, consider yourself with a whole load of favours to call on :)

Can anybody give me a defo answer as to, when not fitting the stock air guides to HKS Inter coolers.Do the bolts have to go in the holes any way .Do the threaded holes infact go all the way through so need to be plugged? If any Peeps can advise me ASAP I would be gratefull.If as I have discovered mine are not in,will this be causing underboost because of leaks.......Cheerz in advance.......Vinz

:shock: :shock: :shock: 600 bhp, woo hooo :dance: i want a go! :dance: it must asbsolutely fly http://gt4oc.unstable.org.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4382&highlight=

lovely black tt seen in stevenage this afternoon anyone here?

ive just been looking about for bodykits for my 300. And whilst i was gettin cheesed of about how much cheaper things are in usa i came across this http:/store3.yimg.com/I/ntnsracing_1767_192019440 YUK!

Here are the pics of my car in different colours. Which one do you think I should go for? Dark Blue Light Blue Green Orange Purple

what do you lot think to the inter-club games etc? Could be a lot of fun! heres the link

Nice one... But I've still got the old-fashioned "Home" "Forum" etc navigation frame at the top of the browser in red and cream... (Tried in IE and Opera) Since there's now the new blue oval navigation thingy I wondered why we have both?

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I've just set up a website to help me sell my car parts. Only problem is that my website doesn't show up on the search engines. The website was set up about 12 weeks ago and I was told that the search engines may take a while to pick my website up. I've set up the keywords in the Meta tag. Any advice anyone ?? Do I have to contact each search engine to register or something ?? Thanks AndyZ

While doing oil and filter change today saw a light blue wire hanging down towards rear of car,traced it back to this,well i was gobsmacked,thought at first it was a oil pressure sender,but na,i dont think you can read pressure from sump as such,and it looks wrong type of sender for that,so must be an oil temp sender,the boss has been welded to the sump,looks a tidy job too,must of been on the replacement engine,but i never noticed :rolleyes: good excuse to add the clock now :hyper: Tony sorry about pic quality,web camera

Check this out.... snake pit in effect :D http://www.lancerregister.com//showthread.php?threadid=37242

weather doent look much good for next Sunday :( http://uk.weather.com/weather/local/UKXX0102?x=10&y=10

thinking of getting the inside redone just can not make my mind up on what colour, the car is candyapple red(burgandy) abit modded on the body side( i would put a picture up just don't know how do it , if someone could i would be grateful there are pictures on here some where) well what colour would you choose ?????? please help

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns stickin…

Tiger Woods drives his huge BMW into a petrol station near Dublin, on a golf tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is. " Top of the morning to you sir", says our attendant. Tiger bends forward to pick up the pump, and two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dey, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees", replies Tiger. "What they for?" enquires the Irishman. "They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving", says Tiger. "Jeysus feck", says the Cork man, "Dem boys at BMW think of everything!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he finally gets up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening. Saturday night the man arrives at her house with flowers and candy. To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel. "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you, though, they are both deaf mutes." With this she ushers him in…

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch a…

:dance: :D EVER WONDER... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" fla…

Started the car this morn, got out and locked it but left it running to warm it up. Went back into house and drunk my coffee whilst watching out the window. . . . . Next thing a lad either side (about 20ish I would guess from height), trying to jack open door handles. Banged window open and shouted they ran off. Jumped in car and gave chase but lost them (coz there's little alleyways everwhere down our road). I wish I'd taken more notice of what they were wearing rather than screaming out at them. If I catch them - I'll do a proper job (not like the police will do and slap their wrists.) Im now thinking of getting remote start so, if they get in an…

Quick Friday afternoon question if you don't mind... Where did you get the stereo slot thing for the extra dials/guages from and do you know if it's available with two slots?? I had to make one for my boost guage using a blank facia, some brushed aluminium sheet, a knife, soldering iron, scissors and (believe it or not) some double sided sticky tape!!! lol I can't put myself through that Blue Peter hell again!! :) Cheers, Glenn............

http://mito.cool.ne.jp/serio14/tas2004_d1.html Annoying pop up but some nice pics. Some of you will notice Macs new widebodied pink Supra! Some people:rolleyes: Some very nice 350's and RX8's? Opinions please?