A Joke for Piston Heads

January 18, 200422 yr

A blond goes into a garage and asks for a new "710" - the guy says "whats that?"

She replies "there's one in the middle of the engine".

The guy says "here's an open bonnet, show me".

So she points to the "OIL" - and says "there you are there's the "710"!!!

Enjoy,

Geoff.

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New to the forum,looking for some much needed advice.

Just buy a replacement door from a donor car and replace it yourself.
How bad was the damage ?
Did the sill get damaged at all?

By JaiKai · 22 hours ago22 hr
New to the forum,looking for some much needed advice.

Need to make a big decision. I own a 1994 twin turbo, black in color, garage kept only has 88,000 miles. No rust anywhere in excellent condition except the seats need to be redone. But I was hit last month on the driver's door and their insurance company wants to total it out and only give me $13,000 for the car and I dont know what I should do?

By justamerefox · 22 hours ago22 hr
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Looking great Renzoduke

By Gaz 300 · 22 hours ago22 hr
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By the looks of it you have a late series 4 zed, same as mine but i have changed my own to the 99 Spec style.

By JaiKai · Tuesday at 14:161 day
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Very clean looking inside and out.
The interior colour is a very usa style as i dont think many were released like that in Europe.
Many of the users on here are UK based, but we have a growing international membership now too.

By JaiKai · Tuesday at 14:141 day