General Discussions - Non 300ZX

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch a…

:dance: :D EVER WONDER... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" fla…

Started the car this morn, got out and locked it but left it running to warm it up. Went back into house and drunk my coffee whilst watching out the window. . . . . Next thing a lad either side (about 20ish I would guess from height), trying to jack open door handles. Banged window open and shouted they ran off. Jumped in car and gave chase but lost them (coz there's little alleyways everwhere down our road). I wish I'd taken more notice of what they were wearing rather than screaming out at them. If I catch them - I'll do a proper job (not like the police will do and slap their wrists.) Im now thinking of getting remote start so, if they get in an…

Quick Friday afternoon question if you don't mind... Where did you get the stereo slot thing for the extra dials/guages from and do you know if it's available with two slots?? I had to make one for my boost guage using a blank facia, some brushed aluminium sheet, a knife, soldering iron, scissors and (believe it or not) some double sided sticky tape!!! lol I can't put myself through that Blue Peter hell again!! :) Cheers, Glenn............

http://mito.cool.ne.jp/serio14/tas2004_d1.html Annoying pop up but some nice pics. Some of you will notice Macs new widebodied pink Supra! Some people:rolleyes: Some very nice 350's and RX8's? Opinions please?

Excellent new look, but the search function doesn't work properly. for example, i was looking for the viper front bumper thread earlier, searched on both viper and zcentre, neither returned any pages.

Very nice, love the new look classy but took me ages to find the new post icon

Here is a pic i thought you may like. Well done on the new look site BTW :bow: Rich

Or is it just me.......??? I'm liking it though!! :bow: Matty.

Random question, but am currently revamping the interior of my 95 Jap 2+2 TT. I want to replace my driver door card with a passenger one from a left hooker. Obviously the window switch panel will not fit but apart from that need to know: - will it fit? - will it be literally a mirror image to my passenger one (i.e. will the hessian carpet and vinyl be in the same place)? - where can I get one? - how long will it take to deliver? - how much will it cost? Grateful for any help you can give. Cheers Rich

I know many people use Ad-Aware to find their Spyware and Adware on their system. Lately as Matt (Mtl) will know my computer has been running like a bag of poop. Loading anything would take 5 times longer as my HDD would start loading and then suddenly stop for 3 seconds or so before loading for a second or 2 and then stopping. Anti-Virus found nothing, Scan Disc and Defrag found very little, and Ad-Aware found nothing really bad, just the usual stuff in the Internet Temp directory. I tried to find another Spy Ware searcher and found one at http://www.webroot.com Its called Spysweeper and running it found over 1700 tracers. Yes 1700 :eek: as well as …

Everything else is fine! Looks good!

http://catalog.overnightautoparts.com/?year=1992&make=NI&imageField.x=75&imageField.y=10 seems not too bad. worth a look

clear you pm box - would like some advice please Regards, alex

Just had a call from the garage. They are fitting a new HiFi (just a simple CD system) whilst the car is in for a through check over + cam belts, oil seals etc... Problem sir - every speaker is drawing power as well as signal. Er yes? So? Well it seems each speaker has it's own amp - to fit this HiFi we are going to have to re wire the sound system. Get away... About half a days work? You're kidding Nope, to do it right we need to strip the door cards, boot and re-wire Bugger - go on then. So it looks like I won't have it back for the weekend. Mind you it's 19:00 now so they seem keen to finish it.

Hi all What is everyone's opinion of the crystal-type indicators/side lights as sold by Z-Centre? I want to replace UK indicators with front fogs, so I was wondering which indicators to get. Either the crystal jobbies (£75+vat from Luke) or USA clear stock style ones ($95 from UltimateZ). Anyone got the crystal ones? If so do you have a pic of them on the car? Thanks Richard:)

It's all peachy for me, however i've made 2 posts now and each time i click submit it comes up as above "Unspecified link and report it to the webmaster" post goes in, just confusing mate. smithy

I am trying to see what my car would look like in different colours. How do I use photoshop to replace a colour with another one?

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=47 The above link is the Forum to discuss any problems with the new forum, also please give feedback, if enough people don't like something we will change it, Things are going to start moving a bit quicker around here. We now have online subscriptions http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/subscriptions.php? There is a slight charge for this to cover the cost of paypal, we will be reviewing and adding nochex support in the coming months.

If you're bored at work, this'll keep you amused for hours; hobo wars You have to build up your hobo and then go aroung kicking other hobo's asses for money.

Treated the car to some new Pirellis, then went for an MOT. Passed first time!:dance:

Mike - any idea on removal of WINWHATWHERE Poxy keylogger is running and I cant find owt to remove it. I have trolled through registry and cant find owt in there. Cant find any files in Program Files. Apparently it renames itself and is a total pig to remove. Cheers matey

Ok, every other person on the board seems to be called Mike! How many have we got? Sign in here........ (Don't forget the 'Life of Brian Joke' :D)

http://forums.mbworld.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=53061

Looks wicked :D http://www.reallymeansounds.com/forum/files/ned_for_speed.jpg