General Discussions - Non 300ZX

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Does any one know of a good scan disc program? My discs need a little looking at I think. Its reporting I have over 500,000% slack, which cant be right. ;) I tried the windows one but it doesnt do a full scan dispite me telling it to. Stuart

Nicked from the SXOC, but it's just too funny... http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/ :rofl:

hi all Anyone else got NA (bracknell/reading way) need somebody to compare notes with am convinced all is still not well with z bit cant quite work out what it is! let me know cheers darren

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Ok car buffs,two pics of the same car,its not a Nissan,very very rare,any takers as to what it is:)

Just got my car back from Phil at C and S Wood, fitted new upper link arm, MOT, oil and filter change and the bodywork buffed up, it looks the dogs b*ll*cks. I can highly recommend Phil, if you need anything done to your Z in the North West. Red Auto (UK) TT is the best combination on a Z

Which side of the boot does the standard tool kit fit? Mine was lacking one and AndyZ happened to have one - so now for a little bit of holding folding - I do. Having said that I'm not sure which side it fits as it doesn't seem to. Is there a difference between import and UK kits?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33564&item=2453105821 Are these any good?!

not fast enough matey boy:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ownage:D

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In perfect condition, no cracking/crazing etc......standard rears, how much for both? Just curious. Matty.

... then it could be the final aftermarket accessory that Macca needs to complete his car ...... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2454132752&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ASS%3AUK%3A1

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Does anyone happen to have an airflow diagram for the TT Thanks Ryan

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Thought it was about time we had a guess at our results, those who are going :D:D:D I'll start ;) Santa Pod: 13.25s @ 108mph Thor: 290RWBHP, 370BHP flywheel Ryan - are you gonna do a league table like last time, for both? :cool: Cheers :dance: Pete

Thinking of getting these in 18" Shall i????

Anyone else get an email about hoses ? :( I'm just wondering if he got my msn address from this site or another ?

I was looking at a bmw m3 the other day and i thought of putting a set shocks in the hood in my z. Anyone of u did it?

Right peeps, i need a good picture for a caption competition. It needs to be clean, no smut please. If u can help, please post it on here, or e-mail it to me at anubis4120@msn.com Cheers peeps Dave:D

And i see the zed has been in a few films. can anybody list them? I'll start Time Cop Fast and Furious Kill Bill

Where I can get some from as my 360 Modena is getting boring now......... :D Matty.

Had to get a new battery on friday - original battery has finally croked - but not bad after giving 11 years service :eek: wonder what the record is for a battery in a 300ZX/car ?

Only cost me £7 too!!! Loads of fun!! Matty.