General Discussions - Non 300ZX

This weeks has an amazing story on Alex Zanardi's return to racing. He lost both legs in a 200mph crash but is now set to race in European touring cars. The story and pictures are truly amazing. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just to say big thanks to Luke (Z Centre) i orderd parts yesterday, 5.30pm i think it was,got them this morning,great stuff,can fit them weekend :hyper:

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 g…

Anyone here know of a good secure anonymizer account that supports HTTP-S Im sitting behind a proxyserver at work and need the HTTP Address scrambled./. I used to use triangleboy? then I paid for ANONYMIZER account but it was slooooooow. Work are starting to come down on net access and I can get away with it if its scrambled. Ive managed to edit proxy logs sometimes :) but under new management I dont think this will be possible.

was flyin up the outside lane on M1 north this afternoon on my way home from daventry and noticed 3 biker cops sitting on the hard shoulder of a slip road joining th motorway. dint c em ready to pounce (one of em was just bout to take off, think he spotted me a mile off) till last minit cos of th dodgy place thy were hiding whacked on th brakes (looking in rear view mirror first of course) and just rolled past at about 60 mph. he mustav been disappointed B**stards

Check out traders section under grasshopper. Cheers Johnny

Geezer you are a star. You should have popped into the office as I wanted to thank you for getting hold of Chris for me. The guy is a true champ he knows what he is doing and doesn`t hang about. I can get work turned around at a greater rate now. Top stuff. I owe you a beer mate. Cheers Johnny Hopper

"Do you like this pic of my car?" "Yes - it makes me go like this......"

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as above, urgently need one, can you please tell me if you have one for sale, or if u know of one for sale! Matt

Don't think this is actually true, but amusing anyway (especially to our Canadian friends): This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.) Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to…

What's happened to Luke's site, http://www.zcentre.co.uk ? Tried logging on just now and got onto some site called 2K2 electronics ??? :confused: Happened 5 times in the last 15 minutes.... Anybody else tried to view the site today? Richard :confused:

Found this on another forum, thought it was rather funny. http://www.laughs.com.au/Funstuff/penidance.mpg

I was just outside the office having a ciggie, when I heard two cars having a tear-up down the road. Saw a black kitted M3 come round the corner with lots of noise, but it was overtaken and blown away by a bight red Alpha Romeo SZ (?!?!) Never seen one before, and it looked pretty good. Anyone know anything about them? :cool:

as im now tooling around in a blue oval for a year until the focus cossie and 350z both become readily available next year ill bid you all farewell for a year.......its been fun gents

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3521551.stm#table OBESITY LEAGUE TABLE The chubbiest towns 1 Hull 2 Knowsley, Merseyside 3 Blackburn, Lancs 4 South Tyneside 5 Easington, Co. Durham 6 Merthyr Tydfil, Wales 7 Blaenau Gwent, Wales 8 Stoke-on-Trent 9 Pendle, Lancs 10 Middlesbrough 11 Hyndburn, Lancs 12 Hartlepool 13 Corby, Northants 14 Sandwell, W Midlands 15 Burnley, Lancs 16 Sunderland 17 Oldham, Lancs 18 Halton, Cheshire 19 Rochdale, Lancs 20 Birmingham .................... and the slimmest 1 Kingston upon Thames 2 Kensington and Chel…

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=50 This is the Faq suggestion forum, if you have an idea for a FAQ but don't necessarily think you have the expertise to write one up then enter your idea in there. This is not a forum for help and advice,

740cc's for $800 !!!! http://store.yahoo.com/sgpracing-store/nis74injfor9.html

just looking through a mazda site on how to fit lowering springs came across this pic whats that spoiler all about?? steve

Picture of my new grill, colour not exact but hey its not bad for my paint skills :rofl:

what one is safer, easier to use?? want to buy a low cost item over the net that uses either method, have seen a few warnings on the net with paypal, is it safe??

A big thankyou to Cos Steve(Cos's mate) and all who generously sponsored cos. He successfully competed and progressively reduced his lap times throughout the race. The 11 teams covered 5767.56 miles and cos's team 513.88 miles. The total money raised for charity is set to exceed £12000. and ill let you Know how much for cheethams childrens ward. Thanks all of you again for supporting this charity event, The good news is Cos were doing the event again ill keep you posted. regards beamer

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW" HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; "FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!" THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT." TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." FINE, SHE SAYS,"THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?" THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK." "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS"…

car: safety: crash Exploding Collision Cars Cars that explode on impact. (+2, -15) [vote for, against] To ensure people drive safely fill everyones cars with explosives, then when someone has a crash, roadside sensors detect who's fault it was and automatically blows up their car. This extreme safety measure ensures that (a) people drive carefully because they don't want to get blown up and (b) Only the good drivers remain because all the bad ones have been blown up. :D

when will they stop? see there new book HERE :slap: :shock: :p