ChrisC

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You can easy do a wide arch job for under 10K. I spent £6K converting mine, including kit, paint, wheels, suspension.

The guy at Z club does a free valuation based on photo's you send in I think. I'm sure there's some info on their site somewhere. I was going to do this for an "agreed value" policy but when I told the insurer it was worth about £10K and could prove it they said no chance you can get one for £1500. How the fook is that an agreed value? :rofl: I don't mind paying more if I'm going to get my investment back.

Just needs the catch adjusting a bit. 5 minute job :)

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Yeah they look far too high to close easily from the car and imagine trying to get out in a multistorey car park LOL

Is it possible to polish it then give it a coat of clear lacquer to keep it shiny and easy to clean?

They're very high voltage but low current so can't see it being a battery problem. Probably an earth problem as has been said.

I'm sure I posted a much longer version of that joke up last year! Still funny as though :rofl:

On the last Space Shuttle launch if you look really closely at the windows you can see me flying it :D

Cheese, tomato sauce, any random herbs you can find. Makes a gorgeous instant pizza :p :rofl:

I worked with a girl who was on "What Not To Wear" - you could see why! She kept asking me out for drinks but there's no way I could go any further with her having a claim to fame like that! She never did take any of the advice...

Remembered a couple of others :D I was "on a break" from my girlfriend for a week or 2 when I took another girl out to a restaurant. Was sat eating when a TV crew walked in with Jimmy Saville and Louis Theroux filming for Louis' series. It's Jimmy's favorite restaurant and he lived just round the corner. They sat at the table next to us and Jimmy was his usual loud self, chatting to all around and generaly acting like the ar5e he is! Got back with my ex but was shitting my pants when it was on TV a few months later, but thanks to the editing somehow I wasn't visible in the camera angles they used :rofl: Met all the Top Gear team at a car show once and got them to sign my Top Gear magazine. Clarkson asked me what car I drove and my tw@t of a mate shouted out "He's got a vectra!" before I could answer and had Clarkson taking the p1ss and everyone in the crowd laughing at me :rofl: Shook hands with Bill Clinton when he called into a pub in Harrogate for lunch during a business conference. To say the locals were a bit suprised is an understatement. He ordered a pint of Snakebite but the landlord refused to serve it cos it's not legal(?!?!) so he sampled a few real ales and had a coke! Met J.K Rowling the Harry Potter author when she called in where I used to work at a Financial Management company. Can only imagine the cash the boss earns in commision for investing her money! Lucky git looks after quite a few very rich celebs. Saw Charles and Camilla this summer when they were in Harrogate after the Great Yorkshire Show. They shut all the main routes through town and I was stuck in a jam in the car for over an hour - cheers! :mad: Was in a pub in Leeds when I noticed Richard Whiteley next to me at the bar. We spoke a few words without mentioning TV/Countdown etc and for some reason he asked me if I wanted his autograph... No thanks! :rofl: Another pub in Leeds and we got chatting to a few of the guys from Emmerdale. We were having a good laugh and they bought us drinks, until someone mentioned the program and a pissed up Zak Dingle went off on one about talking shop and it nearly resulted in a fight! Told them it was sh1t anyway and walked off :rofl: More Emmerdale - I live a couple of miles away from the village where it's filmed. They used to use various locations until they built a dedicated film set village a few years ago. Their visits to "Hotten" is actually Otley just down the road and the cattle market there is used a lot. The lake with the bridge over it on the start of the program is a reservoir a mile away from me where I walk a lot. I go to the same gym as Marlon Dingle - Whooo! He's a good laugh and has a couple of kids who went to nursery with my daughter. Was in a club in Leeds when I spotted Christa Ackroyd the presenter of Look North news looking completely off her head on coke -a-cola ;) When I was a kid I won a competition for fitting the most objects in a matchbox :rofl: Think it was about 130 ish! Think I have the record for passing the police on the A1 at over 130 in a 60 limit (with a mate in the car who was so fooked he'd have set their drug and alcohol tests off before they got out the car) and being let off!! :rofl:

Mmmmm don't you just love ladies from lesbos :rofl: I got to page 12 but my arm got too tired to carry on :D

As above... Didn't think you were that old? :rofl:

I was watching the N-Trance - Forever video last night with your Z in it :bow: I bet these forum newbies never knew about that one :cool:

They sure did! Aaahhh I do miss the smell of vics in a club :rofl: I went to a couple of their "gigs" in Leeds at Music Factory and Back to Basics :dance: These youngsters nowadays don't know what they missed :rofl:

Date Engine On 5th May 1971 ... The Number 1 single was: Dave & Ansil Collins - "Double Barrel" The Number 1 album was: Rolling Stones - "Sticky Fingers" Born on 5th May: 1942 - Tammy Wynette 1948 - Bill Ward ( drummer, Black Sabbath ) 1948 - Bill Ward ( drummer, Black Sabbath ) 1950 - Eddy Amoo ( writer, vocalist, The Real Thing ) 1954 - Pete Erskine ( percussionist, Weather Report ) 1959 - Ian Mcculloch ( vocalist; solo and with Echo And The Bunnymen ) 1981 - Craig David Never heard of that song but... Craig David! :rofl:

LOL is there any subject we haven't covered on here? Cheese and pickle is a good easy one :p

Hellllo! My mum's godfather is Leslie Philips. Ding Dong! :rofl: and... I'll regret mentioning this one... When I was about 3 I was pictured on the front of the Yorkshire Post newspaper riding my neighbours Great Dane like a horse through the park :rofl:

LOL How did you manage that in 45 mins, must be a record :rofl:

I think mine is about 400 ish at the wheels at the moment but needs mapping and the boost turning up from a bar. Although with a slipping clutch it's a bit useless! :rofl:

It has it's own anti-virus system so you could get rid of AVG if you want or have both for extra protection.

Mine! ;) Mac has never given me a race cos he's too scared :D :rofl:

I love them both but can't decide which one will have my babies :x: :rofl: