ChrisC

You lost your earings? Shit that must have hurt :rofl: What a bummer :( See how much they want for your Z but if you're not sure about breaking it then it might not be worth buying back.

880 on the first go LOL Sprouts are great for smelly farts though :rofl:

:rofl: I'm surprised nobody else mentioned that! Well it was a rather nice chicken shish, none of that sh1tty donner "meat" that I save for the saturday night piss-ups! :rofl:

Very nice car that! I'm sure all the "old" members will remember it well :)

If you keep it long enough you have the joy of replacing every part and end up with a brand new car :D Trust me, i've done it :rofl:

You won't have to press the accelerator as much so will save fuel and wear on your heels...

X Files, now that brings back memories. Everywhere I mentioned my name I got: "Chris Carter! aren't you the director of X Files? You must be loaded" err no... :xxx: although i do have a silver spaceship.

200bhp from the standard 2.5 and 250bhp in the 3.0 GTA models. Not exactly Z power but not bad for "normal" cars :) Loved mine, revved like crazy and sooooo smooooth. The tiny 250bhp 147 GTA hatch must be awesome fun.

How did you destroy eagle rods???

Yes but it doesn't stop it changing gear.

I had a 156 V6 6 speed and it was a very quick car. So quick someone pulled out on me and wrote it off :( :rofl: Drinks as much fuel as the Z when you thrash it. Bargain used cars though - mine was a £26K car 3 years before I bought it for £4200 :o :D

It's not just the alcohol its the lack of RESPECT that all these little sh1ts have these days. I get in some real vodka induced states but I've never done stuff like that. Sound like my dad, I must be getting old :rofl:

Kebab was all over the street - Gutted! :cry: :rofl: Should have marched him down the kebab shop, put the skewer up his arse and roasted the fat c*** before slicing off strips of blubber and force feeding them to him :rofl: I'm not the violent sort but I couldn't believe he'd just do that to a complete stranger and not expect a response. If I could have detained him I'd have got the police involved to claim my dry cleaning bill... and replacement kebab :rofl:

Shut it you big girl :rofl: Did you rite that sig when u woz pissed or wot?

I've had zero too :rofl: Pretty common sight with Z pistons running too much power :mad:

That's shit mate, see what you can get out of them in court. I'm getting fed up of pissed up idiots myself. I went out on tuesday night but I'd only had one drink as I was driving. Was walking back to the car from the kebab shop with 2 girl friends when we walked past a group of people and one pissed up lad decided to sneak up behind me and shout "enjoy your kebab" and hit it into my face :shock: I gave him a proper kicking, punched him so many times he never even knew what happened and ended up rolling in the road where I rubbed his face in the gravel :mac1: He'd have been in hospital if the girls he was with hadn't stopped me. He staggered off down the road hardly capable of standing, mouthing off how he was going to batter me LOL asked him if he wanted another go as he never even layed a hand on me while i was giving his head a beating :rofl: Really don't understand people like that, I'm 35 and he must have been about 19, had never seen him before and was sober minding my own business out with 2 girls, hadn't even layed eyes on him before he did it. Maybe he'll think twice next time :wack: :xxx:

Have you not got all the connecting cables then? :s

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=82976 Bit slow there, we discussed it last night :rofl: I think I might have to get one in a couple of years.

Yes the Azevs are a pretty basic looking wheel but really do suit it I think. Haven't seen many others I'd prefer and certainly not for the same money. The front is the Greddy Gracer/Scarab from Z Centre ;)

A new postman knocked on my door this morning asking what car I had on the drive. He said he'd seen a Ferrari and a Bentley GT earlier and preferred mine by miles. Made me smile :) although I didn't tell him I couldn't afford to run it and was taking it off the road for winter :rofl:

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That's enough crap jokes for one night You've been lightening the Z then Andy? :rofl:

You're not THAT old are you Andy? :rofl:

LMFAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's absolute class!

Really don't like the look of the Coxster, there's something not quite right about it. And it's slooow for the money! :rofl: