bantambunny

pmsl :rofl: you lot are just sick, the lot of you although i did think of the cork idea last night :rofl: This morning i ended up sleeping on my back with my buttocks wedged together to make sure nothing else slipped out :D

pmsl :rofl: you worry me, all of you :D Well just tried eating some solid food so we'll see where it goes from there really

lol, as you south afrikaan's say: Bladdy hell!!!! :D pmsl

I might need some soon i think just not immodium, that's the wrong sort :D lol, there are no future mrs bunnys at the moment :rofl:

lol, well just to give you some amusement i woke up this morning to find my bum had had a mind of its own in the middle of the night, niiiice :rofl: Spent a good 20 mins cleaning up, I HATE HAVING THE SQUITS!!!!! :(

its a 1991 import. do you think they'd take it with mods?

i was getting 0.3 response time at santa pod in mine, left foot hard on the brake, bring the revs up to just under 2k then second amber light from the bottom floor it and you'll get about 6/6.5 0-60 in a stock car, i'm modded mine since then so interested to see how i do when i go back in march

where do you have your insurance policy matey?

i'm putting on the car and came accross bell direct who seem to let you do any amount of modding but they just pay out for the basic car which suits me just fine. http://www.bell.co.uk £740 quid fully comp with 250 quid excess I'm paying virgin £720 for a standard zed not including theft (because i had no tracker)hat'll be cancelled tomorrow. Quote was including: bodykit, new exhaust, custom interior, bigger wheels, uprated brakes and none defined engine mods (underdrive pulley etc) Not bad at all, shall be changing over tomorrow.

i did the same thing to my great aunty on a the family portrait i took and she said she'd put me in her will for making her look 30 years younger lol :D

i knew i'd get more response to a thread about bodilly functions than that v12 x5 :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: classic comedy :D

that's effing rank lol :D

pmsl :rofl: wtf?????!?!?!? lol

lol, much more runny than that, if anyone wants their house pebble dashing in brown just ask me next time i get chronic food poisoning :D

i kept drinking water all day long, at the start i pretty much passed it back out top and bottom but after i'd got rid of all the rubbish in my intestines and stomach i stopped throwing up and i've had another 3 pints since then, any more and i'll piss myself in the night lol :rofl:

i wish i could photoshop my face in real life and make it look better lol :rofl:

damn you've set me off now! :hurl: lol

pmsl at you lot lol :D thank god its stopped now, i had a pretty mild curry with no spices in (lamb something makhan) and a peshwari nan and normal pilau rice so no ring of fire thank god :rofl: That vid is just plain nasty lol :rofl: My temp has gone and i'm feeling a little more with it now. Just going to bed and i should be right as rain in the morning.

pmsl :rofl: random is the word there matey :D

Don't talk to me about bowel movements! :hurl: :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: classic

pmsl :rofl: hehe

i'm back briefly, really hit me hard today boiling but freezing, been sick about 4 times and the squits about 10. They've stopped now but my temperature is really high, having trouble seeingat the mo so sorry if there's spelling mistake. None of my mate's have been effected so no idea what it was. I shared the rice with one other person and had lamb with someone else so no idea at all. I was driving and had 2 cokes and a lemonade? lol :rofl:

that's a beauty there mate, well done that man :D