January 16, 200719 yr BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and every night he takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them do all sorts of horrible things to him." The teacher, blushing profusely, quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say."
BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD
Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and every night he takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
them do all sorts of horrible things to him."
The teacher, blushing profusely, quickly set the other children some
work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too
embarrassed to say."