bantambunny

Aww nuts, well i guess i'm not into giant inflatable balls or skydiving anyway :rofl: :tongue: Well i'm assuming you ate the rest of the big packet when you gave me two little packets :D lol

Bless, it's not an overly bad thing meeting of the net mate :D You'll have to bring your daughter to JAE next time and introduce me, i'll bring you some haribo? :D hehe

At least i know where my hands have been i guess :rofl: pmsl

fpmsl :rofl: cheeky sod lol :tongue:

women mate, if only you could have them without all the mardies :D

I'l let you have the one left mate :rofl: can't put all my eggs in one basket :D

Keep with it bud, its not till you realise how much people stink when they've been smoking fags that you understand just how horrible the smell is

no seriously i just find it funny, some of these gals are complete uber-beasts and i thought you need to see the level of munter that's after me :rofl: Surely i can't be that ugly that this is the best i can do??? :shock: lol

fpmsl :rofl: now that's just harsh lol I did get chatting with this cutie from london, originally from valencia, 34 but cute as hell and a none smoker: and this gal from up nurth, cracking bod:

I think it'd break down trying to move with her in it :rofl:

Fit one in the sun visor with a light and you'll never have to talk to them, they'll be too busy fixing their hair and lipstick :D

I'm desperately looking for the fat/munter filter on lycos, can't find it anywhere dammit! :rofl: Had two gay guys after me as well despite my profile saying "STRAIGHT" and looking for a "WOMAN" :headvswal

i wish! one on the right would get it from all angles lol :D

Oh god, another: VIXEN_VICK from faceparty's contacted me

Nope, i'd say a dark scubie blue? :D Not purple matey :D

pmsl :rofl: I like curvy women, not women who look like the bottom of a b52 bomber I'm becoming much more picky each time i meet someone who turns out to be a complete nutcase

I think they should be sterilised and banned from the internet personally lol :D

Its scary that these people still have hope, surely you'd break down into tears after looking at your pic and typing in such a crap profile and go about improving your life?

Already seen it, it's a beauty :D

I work for myself so i work till when i finish the work :D

Awesome, wish i had the time to fit my ice system

* * * APOLOGIES FOR BEING SUCH A BITCH IN THIS THREAD BUT THESE PEOPLE WIND ME UP * * * I seem to have a habit of attracting weird people on love@lycos, for example: I get a message in my guestbook... "hi there just dropped by to say hello" So i go to have a look who left it... Now let's break it down why i didn't reply (i'll save the pic till last it's classic): Firstly, responding to the "catchline" i think given the size of her it wouldn't take much to chase her down... with a pack of wild dogs "I enjoy clubbing and partying with friends" - what type of clubbing are we talking? Seal clubbing? Seriously if i saw this moose coming toward my nightclub i'd ban her "I would like a man to wine and dine me" - I couldn't afford that even if i tried "I am not bothered by looks" - No sh*t sherlock, do you have a mirror in your house? "i don't mind if u can't afford to wine and dine me coz..." - Firstly text speak pees me off royally, secondly clutching at straws are we after saying i should chase you, then ask for me to wine and dine you and now say you don't mind if you don't. What you mean is you're desperate Re: Everyday occupation - Looking at your occupation you're not exactly catch of the century are you? "Children - None, hope i will some day" - I severely hope not, there's a point where i think sterilisation needs to be compulsary And just when you think it can't get any worse, here comes the pic.... And immediately after i get this woman with no chin and no grasp of english grammar: Who's description is as follows: "well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: ) things i like: sci fi football and cricket geneaology criminology drawing writing short stories walks in the park bars and pubs meeting over seas people ect................" Fook me why i can't i get any normal people contact me???? :rofl:

If it's leaking from the driver's side of the radiator it will be a crack, they grow weak then blow apart completely. I've had two like that and it's a pain in the arse, totally useless design. Take the pipe off and check for cracks

I was originally going to buy Conas Car off him so i do have this pic... I might have some more somewhere

Seriously matey if you're driving an auto on full power in the wet you'll end up backwards. Come close a couple of times and as Dansky says stick it in HOLD mode for the next few weeks till it warms up a bit then get used to the power otherwise you'll end up like: Uno and Dipone Both of these are drivers who've had zed's for a while now and happened in the last month or so Safe driving bud! Nick