Funkysi
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That guy's almost blowing Z farts. Can you see. Should call them Zarts. lol
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Haha! PMSL...that's ace! I think this is Nick though.
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You been doing any sound recordings Nick?I've not had bum gravy for ages actually thank God. Worst bout of it I ever had was when I was in Crete about 5 years ago. The night before the flight home and I was off to the bog every 15 minutes. I still dunno where all the stuff came from as I swear I didn't eat what was coming out in volume. I ran out of loo roll too as you end up wiping your bum on an entire one after pissing out or your arse. So ran down stairs and the receptionist thought it would be funny to laugh and not give me a bog roll. So I threatened to defecate all over the bar if they didn't hand over a toilet roll. I then ran out again and ended up just hosing myself down in the shower afterwards. A far quicker operation. I was so worried it was going to carry on during the flight. I had a window seat which wasn't wise as we all know how quickly these things erupt. So tough shit (literally) if you gotta erupt during take off. Not sure what I would have done to be honest. Wasn't just the mess....but the stench was just gut wrenching. I made it home though without incident.:confused: About the only jack I've found that actually gets under the Z.Borum? That your bowel movements? You struggling to pass your stools? Stretching your anal muscles to the limit with a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine?I got one of those from Lidl too. They are pretty good. Jacked my Z up a number of times and it's pretty sturdy.Nice one Steve. They chose a fantastic example too.Not always. ;)It doesn't have a colour code. It's a plastic finish AFAIK. There's a really dark metallic grey (Volvo Colour) that would be ideal for that and would give it some depth. Same colour as the plastic on this Nova. It is darker than the matt grey finish on the centre section, but is a nice colour and would make it look a bit more crisp.Maybe that's what I had? Although my boss also had 2 days of sickness except he didn't the flu...thinking we had some dodgy milk...? Oh I dunno...wasn't nice. So know how you feel. Bet you're making some cracking noises in that bowl!!Is that the case with pasta as well. If I've not cooked the pasta to just over al-dente then my subsiquent bowl movements are less than pleasant. Same with rice.No, course it's not. The NIP goes STRAIGHT to the registered keeper and they DON'T need to photograph the driver. What happens at night erh?I had that over xmas. Although didn't have any bum gravy, Dheli belly or Bombay bum, just yacking up loads and loads until all my stomach bile started appearing. What made it worse is that I had flu at the time as well. :(Are you sure? I remember seeing a news article about someone that was actually sent to prison because he falsified evidence saying it was someone else driving. This isn't the case in this instance, but it has gone quite far in the past. So it's worth being cautious.I'd be careful that the Traffic Officer in question didn't write down whether the driver was M or F. It's come to blows in court where people have tried to contest saying it was someone else, or they couldn't remember who it was when there was only one person driving actually in the vehicle. They then got heavily fined due to perverting the course of justice.They don't need a photo of the driver to prosecute. The registered keeper is automatically sent the NIP and it's up them to prove they were or weren't driving.Agreed with Dipone. Mine's done 60k and my driver's seat is like new. Shame the seller couldn't even clean the thing before taking photos of it.I'm always down in Southampton Tony!LOL @ entry number 10. I guess he was refering to the Z31TCool, but shame it's in such a vile car. Would be best in the old 8 series shell IMHO.I know this is an old thread, but came across these....seems to have the dipped/non-dipped compatibility. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/8000k-XENON-H7-HID-CONVERSION-KIT-Bulbs-lights_W0QQitemZ270078586632QQihZ017QQcategoryZ72235QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItemIt would be if it didn't have that spoiler and those rear lights. ;)I'm sure it's a joke....no one's that stupid surely...even if it does say in his member status.
