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So TT to fast for you as well then ???? :)

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Yep !!! my server machine got hacked day or so after installing it.. Was fine for about 12 months before ..

"Azeureus" totally rocks as long as yer machines setup properly.. fastest least hassle torrent ripper going .. I will admit it's a pain to get working but stick with it cause I'm sure the bitcommet types are up to somthing on your machine behind your back.. Rant over !!!

Thay could start by banning smoking.. Know the amount a motors I've pulled out a ditches cause of cigs.. Lighting it, Dropping it, Trying to find packet in glove box the list goes on :)

I get stopped at least once a month with "Do you realise this vehicle isn't Insured ?" to which I normally reply yes I know this... Let them waffle on for a bit then produce my trader's policy from my wallet.. with the comment "The car doesn't have to be insured cause I am.. Have a nice day now bye!!! " :)

Na prettier wasn't the Poll .. It was a "SEXY" thing .. meet loads a pretty birds at clubs but who's sexy !!!!!!!

Recon I should a posted an age related poll ... :)

Aye but she's just got somint ..

Watched Parki tonight with Madonna on it. Wife recons Kyle's more sexy what do you think ???..

Used to use everything but Microsoft progs but when XP SP1 came out moved to IE cause it works at last...

:rofl: :rofl: road legal slicks Your having a laugh ain't ya :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Pajero" later model 2.8 TD does 30ish MPG. Has everything aircon and all the toys and cause there made in Japan it all works. Only problem Pajreo in spanish means :xxx:

Donno everytime I get in my wifes Pajero there's no bloody fuel in it. I even thought the motor had a leak at one point :)

I'd give him the Mrs mate, far more hassle than getting paint off yer seats. Only problem is after 14days he'd be doing it to my car :)

Do that on me GSXR every night in the summer.. What are you saying ???

Get some of the Jap tuners to take it to bits and rebuild it. would be a good car then I bet

Dinna worry mate .. I'm a mechanic. Rear wheel alignment was miles out and both HICAS arms where knackered. They became unusable less than 1000miles after passing an MOT but got to the state in the pixs due to rear end light ups for a laugh.. P.s It's all fixed now and new tryes fitted. By the way you get 3 points per tyre that below the legal limit just for future information. Nice you where so concerend about my saftey :)

WOOOO!!!!! Stop it your scaring me !!!! NOT!! You english blokes need driving lessons ??? Us Scottish blokes learn to drive on tyres like these. Improves your reactions on more power full cars

I like to get my moneys worth out of mine.. What !! There fine as long as the roads dry ..

Ok done a pile of research on this in the past. Up to now the phone virus although possible is an urban mith no reports in the wild have been proven. So let horney blond send you pics of her mate throwing up in the sink.. I'm just jealous as these toy's came out way after I stopped having real fun :)

Need to start drinking in the same pubs as me mate 1gig SD unit full (Doesn't sound alot I know but it's a phone) ..hehehe

You are given the choice to accept "mytits.jpg from Horney Blond's handset" it's no any great hassle to refuse "MyBigIn.jpg from Hairy Dave" :):):) ..

Aye but In a crowded pub it can be a good laugh.. Anyone can send me porn I don't mind :)

Jay talking about country road racing here .. Normaly a nocturnal hobby perfected over the years of driving the same stretch of maybe 7 to 10 miles in any car you could afford at the time starting with usually your mothers Mini Metro 1ltr which you quickly discovered handled just as well as the 1.3s ver but was actully faster up the gears "Weapon of choice in my day was a MkII RS2000" later racers moving on to gayboy front wheel drive Astra GTE and GSi models. These cars could understeer so badly it was best to drive a vehicle insured by your parents as it was just a matter of time before it ended up In Mrs Browns garden half way up the rockery.. There are no street lights on these tracks so you have that as an advantage, on coming hazards of the vehicular kind are easily spoted. On the other hand livestock, dear and rabbits (Motorcycle hazard only) are impossible to see till it's to late so best to concentrate on your lines and assume the animals will get out of the way fast enough after all they do have a brain of there own. "Race line advice" The tracks in question are generally constructed and maintained by a sole worker accompanied by a protection squad of at least 50 easily identified buy there lack of manual labour and there inclination to just lean on the shovel provided. Camber of the track will have nothing in comon with the direction of travel and will on some corners attempt to ensure your mothers brand new Morris Ital ends up in a field on it's roof( well before the front bottom trunion breaks and the wheel falls off) Safer in the long run.. To Be Continued..:)