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No, thank fck!

Obviously a women driver

I think it's actually a set of bag pipes stuck under the back rather than an old mattress

I'm sure I pulled off a passible rendition of "Donald weres your troosers" going home on the A12 tonight in my squeaking screeching car!

Its a possibility. The squeeking does compliment the screeching tho so i think with a bit of time and practice ill be able to play some recognisable tunes!

As well as having my screeching from the front of the car i now seem to have a squeeky mattress trapped under the rear? what is most likely to be the culprit and how do i stop it?

Drilled the boot lock, was damaged anyway and had no key! Was in no mood today to take prisoners!

Drilled the boot lock, was damaged anyway and had no key! Was in no mood today to take prisoners!

Am in!!! :ph34r:

Am in!!! :ph34r:

Locked the fkn keys in car! How do I get in without destroying something?

Locked the fkn keys in car! How do I get in without destroying something?

you can sort my Z out and then give me it back when its finished:wink:

you can sort my Z out and then give me it back when its finished:wink:

[ATTACH=CONFIG]77960[/ATTACH] Yes i fkn am sure! this is the invoice for the one i had to go back for today as the pug garage only had one in stock yesterday

Yes i fkn am sure! this is the invoice for the one i had to go back for today as the pug garage only had one in stock yesterday

Isnt everybodys like that:confused1: :no:

Isnt everybodys like that:confused1: :no:

Wouldn't even be worth a grand!

Have had an email back from trading standards saying someone will contact me tomorrow and I emailed there customer service and wrote a snotty message on the end of the customer feedback survey thing they had the cheek to send me!

Seriously, unless you were inches away you could not see the marks and the muck and grime that was on the wheels that had just been washed when I picked it up was on top of the marks? And how can a van with 28000 miles on it have managed to not have been curbed in that time! There was another women customer in behind me so that was the only reason he didn't get lamped, but I did say that he better hope I never bump into him on a night out. The thing is they've got your card number and there's not a lot you can do to stop them. If you do a search on europcar rip offs you will spend the rest of your lives reading them coz there's thousands of posts out there!

Rented a little Peugeot partner van from europcar rentals on Monday. It's was a 2012 with 28,000 miles on the clock. It was £78 for 3 days with £1000 excess! If I wanted to reduce the excess to £200 I had to pay another £80. I said no thanks as I'm only doing a few short journeys and it will be parked in a secure car park. Took it back today and was told that there was slight scuff/ curb marks on the front wheel trims and that they would be taking the £1000 excess of my debit card and once the vehicle had gone to Peugeot to have new ones fitted I would then get the remainder back! I went fkn ballistic and was close too knocking him out! I did look at the van before I took it and it didn't have any dents or anything like that, But I was basically ripped off because i never got down on my hands and knees to within a few inches of the edge of the wheeltrim to see the tiny scuff on the side of it when i picked the vehicle up. Strangely enough though that is exactly what the staff member did when i returned it! I then had to go to the local peugeot dealer and spend £75 on a pair of wheel trims as my deposit and excess were on a debit card and i couldnt afford to have all my money taken. I've since looked online and this seems to be a common tactic with them. They don't point out the damage that they know is there so they can jump on it when you return Won't be using them again!

Whatever days best for you mate, I'm gonna have another go at the tension tomorrow and see what it does

Are you still okay for this weekend mate? Paul

I'll be going to Terry's next weekend so can sort it out then