turbopsychosis

Fook me i,m lucky if i get to rip my motor around for 5 minutes a week wiv me missis moanin all the time, i think i would get less agro if i was shaggin another bird!!!! :headvswal :headvswal :cry: :cry:

E-mailed to me mates funny as fook !! :rofl: :rofl:

What about Adrian Flux ????

Are we talking about mr ANAL RETENTIVE cor i give im one.........a smack in the gob for being lippy that is :xxx: :xxx:

I,m givin my misses two days to stop fookin p*ssin on my life .............you figure the rest out !!!!!!

Glenn mate she put me on a guilt trip about my boy (eldest) that i should spend some time with him istead of just cleaning my car. I had already said that i should have picked him up today not yesterday and me,her and my other 2 kids could have all gone but NO!! as per usual she doesnt THINK and i gave in and said i,d pick him up sunday (from my ex) Thing is my eldest is nearly 11 and i used to get to see him every other weekend then when his mum started pushing him out of the door to me just so she could go down the pub and get p*ssed wiv her new man i told him if he doesnt want to come he has to tell me, so now if he wants to come round he just calla and i pick him up.Now this incident wiv me misses has blown up caus my boy wanted to stay for 4 days,now i sed to my misses thats fine but just not sunday as i am going to the meet and we all cant fit in the car (this was about 2 weeks before or ago) so she says "oh i,m not fussed about going Lewis can stay with me and Sophia and Maxx my other 2. Sorted she was quite happy not to go caus she really doesnt give a sh*t about the car and the sociality that goes with it!! When i met her we talked about golden rules sort of thing and i said to her "cars are my life" and they have been, my uncle having an exotic car business and the cars ive been in since i was born.... I fookin love fast cars. I am trying not to give a life story here but i am needless to say she knew what she was getting herself into I AM NOT GOING TO CHANGE !!! if i get a terminal disease (god forbid) i plan to blow myself up at full throttle in a supercar !!! AND I FOOKIN WILL! So bo**ocks to her and i,ll fookin sulk for as long as i fookin want !!!!!!!

Yeah mate anytime i,d fookin luv to see the look on her face :D :D

COOOOL, My company is arse bandits and knob ticklers vibrating pink d*ldo,s incorporated........who do i make the cheque payable to ??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I tell ya mate i dont ever go down the pub, i never buy anything any more unless its for me motor, she gets anything she wants... AND THEN SOME!! and i have to put up with missin one of the last good meets this year........i am fookin close to leavin home, if it wasnt for my little boy whose very demanding at the mo i think i,d clear out for a while !!!

Looks like it was a great meet.... I DIDNT GO CAUS MY MISSES WAS A BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because i came down and grabbed myself a cup of coffee to wake me after being up till 2.30am instead of jumping to attention and cleanin up the kitchen (i clean the kitchen every fookin day) and just happened to put the p.c on to have a look at the latest posts. She then got a strop on, which i ignored, i then cleaned up the kitchen with her,picked up my eldest from my ex and started cleanin me motor when it gets to midday she fookin kicks off!! sayin "your always poncing around with your motor" to which i say "no i,m always cleanin up this sh*thole of a house, lookin after the kids, or workin and i only grt about 4 hours of sleep a day" well this went down a treat i then said to her "can you remember the last time i cleaned my car or actually drove it " no reply from her caus she cant fookin remember !!!!! I WAS FOOKIN BOILIN OVER!!!!! :headvswal :headvswal To cut a fooked up situation short i slept on the sofa and we are still not speaking!! She has tried to speak to me normally but fook that she ruined my fookin day!!! The car was cleaned and polished,tanked wiv fuel and i had a full pack of cigs ready, fluids were checked as well (not that they need checking caus i checked them 3 weeks ago when i last drove it!!) I was sooooooooo mad i even thought about gettin p*ssed and i cant drink (medical sh*t) I FOOKIN HATE WOMEN RIGHT NOW!!!!! ALL THEY DO IS P*SS AND MOAN AND SUCK THE LIFEFORCE OUT OF YA!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: RANT OVER ON THIS THREAD......NEXT ONE DIRECTED AT HER.......BITCH!!!!

Thats not bad luck thats not ditchin them in an aporpriate way what you should do is ask people for ways to let the girls down so as to still be able to go out down town...... one i used to use is "i,ve just heard some bad news,my ex,s mum is really ill and she needs a shoulder to cry on, we did have a thing together so we,ll just have to chill it out for a while" There is so many things you can come up wiv before you have to move to a different town !!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mate how is it i can do a heathrow run in 1h15m..... ive taken enough people to the airport in a varied amount of cars too!!

Dont forget the shirt and tie !!!! :rofl: :rofl:

Nothing more sweety you "r" my world ;) :rofl: :rofl: :slap:

Yup and everyone elses (i is fick plumber too!!)

Yeah mate thats what i,m sayin heathrow aint THAT far to come especially when it looks like a good turnout!!

Why mate ???

Do you think he sustained a head injury as a young boy ????

No Clicky Mate

And chairs mate !!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :tongue:

Sorry bud S.W. meet 2morrow but please read my thread on this

Just to say to everyone going,it will be great to see you all and the motors but i,m a bit disappointed that a few wont be able to make it (last minute probs and all that) but i have a favour to ask........Indian zx seems to think its a bit far away now i know he,s offline at the time of this posting but i have left a post in S.W. meets to say that i have done a run to heathrow much quicker than the "estimated time" he has put up 2hrs 30m from heathrow ????? :shock: nah that cant be right...... so my favour is you guys and gals let our good man indian know we would love to see him up at the pub in Ross and it will be well worth the 1hour 45m travel (if he is takin it easy) so please post your feewings on the matter below!! Hugs and kisses your freind Turbopsychosis :) :) Just an addidge i really want to meet indian i am not being a coont we,ve had a laugh lets have a chat aboot motors and tuning them.

No-one else fook it then i,ll read um again meself !!!!!!!!

Aw come on indian mate its not that far come on down buddy........... it wont take you 2 and a half hours i,ve done heathrow from chelt (25miles from the meet) in 1h15m before!!!!!

Whoooooo,oore !!!!!!