turbopsychosis

FOOKIN AY MATE!!!

BLOCKADE GO FOR IT !!!!!!!!!! i couldnt give a flying fook if it achieves nothing........one ant bite is itchy 50 ant bites could hurt you 1000 ant bites might kill ya this is the first ant bite!! i,m sick and tired of this government bullsh*t every car owner should take one day off and not buy fuel christ its not much of a sacrifice ONE DAY OFF make it a sunday all we need to let them know is how pissed off we are AND I,M MAD AS FOOK!!!!! :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: :mac1: :mac1:

Yer as old as ya feel, and my missis is 25 and i try to feel her all the time !!! :D :D

I told you to fiddle wiv yer knob for an hour or so !!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What was all that b*llocks on the news about the radios not rangeing far enough over hills to talk to ground troops ???????

I got my nickname TURBO about 15 years ago caus anything i bought wiv a motor in it ended up enhanced somehow. I even made a crude supercharger for a 50cc vespa. At 17 i had the second fastest registered 50cc vespa in britain and at 6 i was being launched down the M5 in pretty much any exotic car you can name. I dont know any other 6 year olds who have been in a maserati at 170mph ??? My uncle owned Bath Street Motors in Cheltenham. I just extended it to Turbopsychosis caus i,m a fookin loony !!! (accelerated altered frame of mind) :smash: :smash: :smash: :dance: :dance: :dance:

I bet you be doin sum overtime on those radios wont you???? :x: :x: :x:

Just showin off again aint ya Mac but i bet there is still sum chav in your area who reckons he took you at the lights wiv one hand on his d*ck I just bet he looks like this !!!!

It looks pretty but if you think about it 100 notes or so is cheap for an apex and is the best you can get. A good 57i kit for any tuned motor will be about £135 as for mine well its about £300 but the amount of air it flows is unbelievable!!! DONT BUY E-BAY TAT that place should have a health warning!!!

Yup mine has no stuff on the side,no cruise control ah well not to worry 1995 tt

Art immitating life or summat like that !!!

Go on grunt rub it why dont ya !! Did you make it to Bristol in time the other day??

1.For yer 20 squids you get tons of abuse (ask indian zx) 2. You get to see how post whores grow by the day (see black magic) 3. You get to drool over the pics of mac,s HUGE turbo,s and him yak on about red is faster :xxx: :x: 4. You get to talk to me!! (thats always a plus i think as i always talk to myself in my house caus my kids dont listen to a word i say!!) 5.Stickers......oh no i havent had mine yet!!! 6.THE DISCOUNTED STUFF 7.Good excuse to ignore the misses!! 8.Good excuse to ignore the mother in law 9.Best place to blow off steam 10.How many other places will you find so many people wiv the exact same problems that you have ???? This is my meaningless top 10 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

1. no dont think you can adjust steerin wheel so fiddle wiv seat for an hour and you might just get somewhere near 2. as you stand at the filler put the nozzle in slightly sideways kicking the handle of nozzle toward the back of the car then sort of jiggle it in keep it slightly sideways and fire away its a bit like lookin for yer keys in the dark but if you get it right the nozzle will go in further and you can pump yer zed full of juice !!! Now how to get petrol in............. :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl no its ok got a boxing one called cardo combat or somthing like that.. theres me doing :dance: :dance: :smash: :smash: :hyper: :hyper: :nana2: Well no need to be shy just P.M. me if you need it (wink wink) :tongue: :tongue: :rofl:

Macca buddy you know underneath that red exterior a BLACK car is just trying to break out!!!...............................................(singing)black is best black is best black is best :D :D

i voted get lost.......go on you ladyboy and " lets get phyisical,phyisical" do you want to borrow my Jane fonda vid ???? :dance: :dance: :tongue: :x: :rofl:

Mac,s car used to be black then............it must have been caus its so fast !!!! :x: :x: :rofl: :rofl: :tongue:

Its offical Ztech fixes zeds, news at 11 with trevor Mc doughnut :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I wish i had hair like that!!

Cor thats like 2 pies fighting under a hanky !!!!!

Chunk can i BUTT in...... oh Karl has already!! :rofl: :rofl:

CHUNKALICIOUS

I saw the poor bloke trying to keep his strength up wiv an ice cream .......rumours have it that it was snatched from a small boys hand as it tastes better that way !! :D :D :x: :x:

This kid looks so bored i hope his dad gets hold of this piccy and shows it to im when he,s 14 or 15.........no he shouldnt have been in there but it makes for good posts, oh and the pink silly string on her t*ts is my censoring (couldnt keep the pen straight heh heh)