shaunmac

15 cats fookin, I bet it does :x: :rolleyes:

I remember my brother having a V6 Renault engine in his kitchen. Needless to say, he'd not long broken up with his missus at the time, :duffer:

Sounds OK so long as she's buying the alcohol for you, licking the chocolate off of you & shopping for sexy underwear ;) :D

You can't put shagging, every bloke is addicted to sex, it's a bit of a no brainer, Lol. :)

2F2F is so so but the acting is pretty sh!t, too many awkward silences like they don't know what the fook to say next Lol! The best bit is the noise from the turbos on that Skyline but that's probably computer generated :rolleyes:

Flying (haven't flown for 6 weeks though :cry: ), need to get airbourne soon or I'll crack :wack: I took this photo a few months back

Makes you wonder what kind mindset these people have. :mac1:

You can say this but it's not just down to Biology, morals come into it. A decent woman won't cheat on you because she knows it's wrong. It all depends on how morally sounds she is. If you meet a bird who has none then expect to get shat on :wack:

Lol, if you see him again you should say that his mug is posted all over the internet as enemy number 1!

>One cartoon had Jesus on the cross sucking a Roman soldiers C*ck. Well if that's true then how hypocritical is that :mad: :mac1:

I've seen plenty of blokes do the same, in fact most do, Lol!

I'm being a devils advocate here but why were you checking her Friends Re-Unite account? Perhaps she was a bit pissed off that you'd been checking? Also, this lad she was trying to get in touch with was perhaps an old boyfriend. Perhaps it was just an innocent attempt to see what he was doing now. Would you not be tempted to do the same if you so an old flame on friends re-unite? If it was me, I'd just say something like 'Listen, it makes me feel uncomfortable you getting in touch with some bloke from the past, if you care about my feelings then please let it go.' If she persisted with it then I'd be tempted to tell her to fook off!

I'm pleased to say that action is being taken against the perpetrators http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4687996.stm

Edited, as someone beat me to it, LOl.

Fookin el, if you wiggled your back end at me, I'd back away too :eek: :hurl: ;) :rofl:

Lol, normal people sell one car then buy the next, not us lot though!! I've got two zeds too! :cool:

What about that program 'Jerry Springer - The Opera', you didn't see Catholics going out threatening to kill the BBC producers! In defence of muslims, I've met a fair few working in the University & most of them were great, really friendly & polite. It probably is a minority that are causing all this trouble but I agree, it does grip your sh!t when they're living here slagging us off :mad:

Oh bugger! :cry: Really sorry to hear this mate, you must be gutted! I've been there & know how crap it feels. I hope you can get it fixed up under the insurance.

No, all at the same time :dance: :rofl:

You've missed out SWEETLADY or is that LADYBOY, TINGTONG or TONGTING :wack: LOL

OMG!! that really would scoop & suck in small beasts when in full chat mode!

You never know, you might get to like the kids. I've been out with girls with kids & generally found that I get on with the kids better than the girl :headvswal Lol. I used to think like you but not any more. One thing that isn't easy is when the real father turns up & the kids start shouting 'daddy daddy', kind of makes you feel shit for a while!

Only in America would they have steel reinforced benches that can withstand that kind of punishment :x:

That's just a standard landing isn't it :confused: Lol!

You can say what you like but I bet she sucks like a twin turbocharged electrolux :o :D