TwinTurboRich

Just had my car sprayed after some idiot woman bumped it in Sainsbury's car park 2 weeks ago and now some other cretin woman (the MUST be related somewhere down the line!) has pranged it with a ******* trolley!!!!!! :asshole::asshole: I now hate Xmas!!

footballs? tennis balls? basket balls? rugby balls? :) :)

Hi Ben Welcome (very belated!!) sorry I missed this :oops::oops::oops:

I remember a few years ago stupidly agreeing to get up like 5.30 am when Next was opening for some Boxing Day sale!! Bloody hell, was a total nightmare! Worse than a Saturday night in Cardiff with all the drunken idiots! It was mayhem in there :2guns:......never again for me! The internet for shopping is King! :)

Unless she reads this!! :lol:

Nice one Del :thumbup1:

My missus does all the shopping so dont bother me at all :winkiss:

Happy belated birthday mate :)

It was a last minute thing tbh. The mother in laws sister lives in Chalfont St Peters so we went to visit her in hospital as she had a fall. She is 86 and has more go than me!! :) Her husband who is 90 is in a home in Amersham so we did the rounds so to speak. Was a long day travelling from Cardiff!

Rich.....I was in your neck of the woods yesterday mate! Went through Amersham and other villages that I forget the name of! :) Great Missenden was 2 miles away! Nice part of the world! Above my pay grade :lol::lol:

Ha ha please do it anyway !! :lol::lol:

Daz has a way with words like no other!! :wink:

Just read this and cant believe it. Died in a car crash is California! I thought he was great in the Fast and Furious films. RIP :( http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fast-furious-actor-dies-car-crash-032702910.html

Pissed again eh mate? :lol::lol::lol:

Happy belated birthday Davey boy! :happybday: Hope you had a great day mate!

It was his dream job! :)

Yes! They have all divorced me already :)

Referendum on its way too :lol::lol:

My new BM.....does ok for me :)

Hiya Bri......I travelled the world and got married 8 times mate :lol::lol:

Ha ha I would have put £100 on you putting something like that! I love you too!! :tt1::tt1: Thanks to everyone else :)

Sorry guys not been on for a few months! Bit of a self imposed exile! :mellow: Hope everyone is well? Have I missed anything? :shifty:

:wink::wink: Cheers Gaz.

Very very belated happy birthday Graham! :blush:

Ha ha wrong way round Ade matey!!! :lol: I was thinking more like this........