Glenn

I've seen that one too mate but it's no one on here. In fact I see hell of a lot of Zeds in South Wales and most of them ain't in the club.......maybe they don't have internet.....or electricity :rofl:

I had one of these as a part ex the other day and I can honestly say it's the slowest thing I've ever driven! It'll do 140miles easy on a tenner though. A new fuel, oil and air filter may help it a little bit

If your ever think your being followed just go round the next roundabout a couple of times. They'll either have to follow you or turn off, that way you will know for sure

Loving that mate, it looks class, can't fault it

Deffo need clear indicator lenses Rossce, get rid of the orange :)

Crack and Alcohol at a guess. She loved the camera and the camera loved her

As above but for price I thought the HAWK pads that Ryan sells were excellent, much better than the EBC's

Sheep love AC/DC........ http://www.flurl.com/item/Sheep_love_ACDC_u_159589

Between £500-£600 I would think mate. Thats a cool plate for some TT owner. I've got J 2ED X

I don't know what's more funny, Berks being chucked in the pool or the guy with the west country accent :rofl:

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And just before she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his @rse.

Quick mod 4 ya - Pull all the orange plastic out of the front indicators/fogs mate and then put in silver bulbs, for the clean slick look like mine below :) -

**** shit *****cks **** ******* :x: .............sorry I thought you said tourettes

Terty Tree (33)

As long as it has full history and has been serviced regularly then they tend to go on forever. An auto with leather would be better if you ever want to sell it on in the future.

Apparently this was a real follow up phone call to Steven Spielberg (MR. X) from a guy called Jeremy Slater ME Hi, is this MR. X? MR. X Yeah. Who's this? ME Jeremy Slater. You know, the awesome screenwriter. I'm a big fan of your work, by the way. Especially the way you directed Jurassic Park. And that other one...what was it called? Snakes on a Something. Bus? Plane? Plane, right? (long silence) MR. X That wasn't me. ME Shit, I meant Jews on a Train. MR. X ...Schindler's List. ME What? MR. X Schindler's List. That's what it was called. ME Are you sure? That can't be right. (long silence) MR. X Who is this again? ME Jeremy Slater? I, um, sent you my screenplay a few days ago? Just wondering whether you want to buy it or whatever. Make me an offer. I'll take anything. MR. X How did you get this number? ME That's not important. Let's focus on RAPEBEAR. (longest silence yet) MR. X Excuse me? ME Born in a laboratory! Forged in pain! A thirst for blood...and rape! Rapebear! MR. X I don't...I'm very confused. I don't have any script here like...um...I don't know what's going on here. ME Don't do this to me, Stevie. Don't play me like this. MR. X (speaking to someone else) Marla? Did any scripts come in from a...a Slater? (listens) Oh God, seriously? It's that guy? (into phone) Hey, are you the guy who used a magic marker to draw a cartoon bear on the cover...? ME ...raping, yeah. That's kind of what he does. MR. X (muffled laughter, followed by several seconds of excited whispering) Mr. Slater? You're on speakerphone. Could you please tell us all a little more about, um, your unique concept? ME You mean Rapebear, the bear that rapes? (Hysterical laughter can be heard.) ME Who is that? Who dares to laugh? You're making a powerful enemy here, you son of a-- MR. X (interrupting) No, that was just...um, we were watching Home Improvement in the background. That's all. ME Oh. Well, that is a very funny show. MR. X Please, go on. ME Anyway, since you already know Tom Cruise, I figured he'd be perfect for the role of Lance Bearworthy, disgruntled Park Ranger with a heart of gold. The man whose past hides a terrible secret. About bears, I mean. UNIDENTIFIED VOICE Oh my God... MR. X Jeff, quiet! (into phone) Please continue. ME Um...okay. I'm not sure who you should cast as the female love interest, Hunny ****able. Maybe Jessica Alba if she's available... MR. X Wait, what was her name again? ME Hunny ****able. She's a bear biologist with a heart of gold-- (Interrupted by more hysterical laughter.) Listen, could you maybe turn down Home Improvement? MR. X Sure, sure, we'll get right on that. So this bear you're talking about-- ME Rapebear. MR. X Right, Rapebear. So what's his deal? He, what, terrorizes the countryside or something? ME Yes, with his Ursine Shaft of Doom. First he rapes his way through Farmer McOnion's cow pasture-- MR. X Okay, so he's killing cows-- ME No, just raping them a bit. He's kind of gentle. For a bear, anyway. I mean, the cows don't really like it, but they're not exactly fighting it either, if you know what I mean. ANOTHER UNIDENTIFIED VOICE I can't breathe. I can't breathe. MR. X Damn it, shush! (into phone) Uh-huh. And so this Lance Bearworthy has to stop the bear from raping the cows, is that it? ME Oh, Rapebear quickly progresses past cows. Soon he's going after smaller, sexier bears, mountain goats, a schoolbus... MR. X He rapes a schoolbus? ME It's kind of the big setpiece of the film. He's thrusting through the windows, all the kids are screaming, he's making this ARRROOOOOOOOO noise...it's awesome. MR. X I'm sure. And the end? Do they stop Rapebear? ME Do they ever! See, there's this retarded kid named Gilbert Grape who keeps following Lance Bearworthy around for the entire movie. I figure you could cast either Steve Buscemi or maybe a real retard for the role. Anyway, Lance Bearworthy finally decides to strap sticks of dynamite to Gilbert's chest and sends him into Rapebear's cave... MR. X Wait, they turn the retarded kid into a suicide bomber? ME Yeah, but since he's all goofy in the head, he doesn't even know what's going on! That's what makes it so funny! MR. X Hmmph. UNIDENTIFIED VOICE This went from funny to depressing pretty damn fast. MR. X Um, Mr. Slater? We're going to have to get back to you on this one, okay? ME Okie-dokie. But you liked it, right? MR. X It was something else all right. Listen, don't call us, okay? We'll call you. ME Super-duper. Have fun with Home Improvement. This is a nice home you got here, by the way. Real fancy. MR. X Wait, what? Hey, where are you calling from? (*CLICK*) MR. X Hello? Hello? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think this is worth every penny. Tasteful mods, well cared for and stunning looks :)

Eye be dare!

Me and Vicky are deffo in for this one. Gutted I missed last year as my car was fooked again!!

Nice little article that made me chuckle -

4621 posts!!!! Whorebag

'The Perfect Dump' my girlfriend calls it the 'The Magic Poo' :rofl: not that we ever talk about that sort of thing though :x:

Congratulations bud, all the very best for the future :duffer:

No mine are far far worse mate!!

Oh dear oh dear.......do any of you look like this? OR THIS....