Everything posted by Onslow
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New pix
Looked like he had his foot on the brake to me :rofl:
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drunk and naked
And whats more all three of you told me not to worry the rash would clear up in no time..... and well TBH Ive thought about it and I dont believe that it happened because I'd been a bad boy all those years ago :nelson:
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drunk and naked
FFS Chris you said if I swallowed you wouldnt tell any one about that weekend, at least Slick Pete dont kiss an tell :nono:
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New pix
Woz you on the A14 near Ipswich on Thursday? Coz the Z I saw there at about 1.30pm had a great big high f**kin spoiler????
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drunk and naked
Boll0x Ive P155ed meslelf :xxx:
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drunk and naked
I would be Naked but I'm that Drunk :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: I cant get the F***IN BUTTONS UNDONE :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal
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Mids meet 22nd may
I'll be there, I'm gettin used to being humiliated by that old bloke :o :rofl:
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sea creatures
:wack: I'd have to be an Angel Fish :x:
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More Grief
FFS you cant understand what the scum get out of doin such crap, real sorry to here this Vinz. Dont know about the solvent for the lock but I have a solution for the mindless scum w4nkers but you never find out who the cowardly b4a5tards are.
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What other cars have you?....
Landrover Discovery(with new glass) Its the perfect contrast...does everything the Zed wont do....except for beating Slick Pete at the Pod :p
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F***in B4**4**s
Got the motor sorted as far as the glass is concern but the window mechanisms f**ked but at least the cars usable again. I really do thank everyone for listening it makes you realise what a f**kin brilliant place this, as you can tell I vented my frustration through the keyboard and it really does help. Furtunatley(if thats what you can call it) this was the family car, if it had been the Z I might have sworn a bit when I started the thread :x: Its good to be a "MEMBER"....THANK YOU!!
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F***in B4**4**s
How much Greg £££ The Crossbow is a fine tool sooo silent and sooo powerfull SssshhhwwwooooooooooTHUD!! Got YA Bastid. Thanks for the support guys. Chris I'll pm you about the hit when the police give me the names of the W4nkers who f**ked me motor up......dont hold ya breath though, Cheers Chris ;)
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F***in B4**4**s
My missus gets back to our motor today after doin a hard days graft to find some c**t has hurled a brick through the f***in near side front window, the f***in stupid w4nker as thrown it that hard that its bounced of the dash above the steerin wheel completely f***in it up and then its bounced up and cracked the f***in windscreen and then hit the speaker in the drivers door makin a f***in mess of that too! And whats the f***in w4nker took.....the face off the f***in stereo. WTF can I say what a f***in expensive f***in waste. :mad: :mad: :mad: :headvswal
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A14
OH YEH IT WAS A RED ZED
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A14
A14 Ipswich-ish headin towards Felixstowe today at about 1.30 pm big mofo rear spoiler :D
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Lift-off!
You must be very proud, looks like youve helped to make a peice of history there. Congrats :duffer:
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What would you call urself if u were a PornStar???
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: FFS With my good looks and little d1ck they'd call me Foofin UNEMPLOYED! :cry:
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Is arse hair Hereditary???
Not sure :confused: But........Arse holes most definatly are :rofl:
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Wtf???
I know I drink a bit more than I should :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: But when I read this thread in the early hours wasnt it about dancing on moving excavators with a bouncer and your brother or summat similar :confused: May be that was another thread by another bloke on another page of another forum in another time on another planet....Sh1t my ed urts :headvswal
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Happy Birthday Chunk
Happy Birthday Buddy have a good day :duffer: :duffer: If yer insuranse went down 20 quid every year I'd only be payin about 50 a year by now. mind you they'd be sendin Pete money :nelson: :D
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NZR Bungle does Jeffery while Zippy watches??!!
It made such an impression on me when I watched it all those years ago, Ive been playin with me twanger eversince :xxx:
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What should I have for supper?
:duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :D
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Jeff at Zed world
Ive had work done by Jeff myself both cambelt and heater matrix and I had a good service on both occations. I was well impressd by the pictorial invoice detailing the work that had been done on the cambelt as its one of those jobs that you have to rely on trust. There was no pictures of the heater matrix but I presume that this was because its in a very hard place to get to, as Jeff pointed out its over a days work lying up side down your back. Not knowing anything about cars,I'm glad these guys like Jeff are around, with parts for these Zs being so expensive it stops us getting ripped off. Lets face its a heater matrix in a Z could buy you a tidy little run around. I was well pleased and I'm glad I joined this club ;)
- Cheggers in new job shock
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addicted to site
Never thought of it that way before but thats f**kin bang on m8 :D Your round I think :duffer: Cheers!