Everything posted by Onslow
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An offer for the club!
Whats a shopping bag :confused: I know I'll ask the wife:x: Seriously Harve I hope this turns out well for you mate. Well done!
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YAY, new website!
Also, Im looking at a large weight saving :D HTH Rich So now you want me to dive your car :nelson: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Theiving scumbags!!!!!
Grrrrrr!!! :mad: I cant understand why these w4nkers do this... they just sell your stuff for there next fix. Whats p1sses me off even more is some fooker knows that theyre doin it but dont say nothin. I HATE BULLIES AND THIEVES. Id take the petrol outta me Z and pour it over these low life b4stards and well....you decide what comes next. Gutted for you Ivan.
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At long last....
Good on ya mate, keep it up' ;)
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17 months later and...
Hello Martin aint been round here long myself but welcome.....well impressed with the Z m8. :duffer: ;)
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Feb 20th Santa pod meet
Bloody brilliant! :D This was my best weekend for years, :) I can feel an adiction coming on....be ready Mr GReddy. Well done Chunk. :bow: By the way peebs Rich beat me in my own car 15.905 :o Again fookin marvelous weekend :nana2: :nana2:
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New Lady member saying Hi
Here we go again another ten page thread :nono: Oh by the way Kitten.......Im the only gay on the forum :x:
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As Promised
If we havent I think we oughta seriously consider it. :x: :rofl:
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How do I follow that ?
Oh no! fair cop guv...Ive got me piccie back and a real cute babe as bin chattin to me :dance: ........The down side is now everyone knows Im a fat f***er:slap:
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Happy 15000 posts to me:D
This is getting far to embarrasing :o PMSL
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How do I follow that ?
Yeeeeeeeehaaaaa AVE IT!!!
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No 1
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Actualy I mean 2
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How do I follow that ?
And Ive only got 3 more posts for my century. Might note make me a whore but I am A bit on the easy side :rofl:
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Thanks Mac :bow: I think I owe you a :duffer: Any way this picture of the girls.....................................
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Mystery in the bottom of my wardrobe
Mmmmm :confused: a mouse with a strange fetish :x:
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How do I follow that ?
It is Mac and Blackmagic is right I cleared temp internet files tryin to improve me browser.....I dont mind if I just have to keep lookin at Trin & the girls......its improved me browser like you wouldnt believe ;)
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How do I follow that ?
Trin you and yer mates are devine :bow: but after seein you who's gonna interested in this fat old f**kers problems....any way here goes. Ive lost me piccies off me sig, how do I put em back on? :headvswal ..... I ave an idea somebody from the darksides ad em to put on their bedroom wall :D :ttiwwop:
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Side skirts ?
I'd like to second that :D ....amongst other things :x: :slap:
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Fight against MLMs
Most frustrating... I no it dont stop these braindead tossers but blarin the horn flashin me lights and makin :xxx: :xxx: gestures helps me get thru the stress. :mad:
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Subliminal Messages
oooooooooW I thought it was the scaaaaareeey shaaadooow :rofl:
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Curry Favs
Lamb shashlick & Popadoms followed by Chicken Dansak, boiled rice & keema nan + :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: then Glenmorangie. Mmmmmm!
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Today I have been....
Have you noticed all these birthday goodies that are gonna make yer Z go faster are RED :x:
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Congratulations Chunk
Well done slim Im well happy for ya! :) This is good news, I haven't been on the forum since saturday because I had some real bad sh*t on my PC, it had to go away to be "steam cleaned" and Ive just had it back. I was gonna post some moan about SPYWARE and such but sendin you best wishes is much better. I see you aint got anyone to sleep with me at the pod yet......should I offer a bit more money? ;)
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Feb 20th Santa pod meet
Steve J & ???? this could be 1 brave dude......Ask the wife! :x: No seriously, I dont snore, I dont fart, I dont sleepwalk. Ho yeh I er.. can er.. keep a secret ;)