Onslow

So So sorry Timmy :( :( There are no words to say

I already payed about £32/month for TV channels and phone line rental the calls are about £10/month the unlimited broadband connection costs another £17.99/month.

Telewest Broadband(Cable) Blue Yonder... it also has some numbers :confused: It seems quick at responding but have nothing to compare it with, this is only my second month at this fookin tech lark. Oh yes £17.99/month unlimited but I think thats just for the 1st year.

Looks good m8, well happy for ya :)

5 kids eldist 25 youngist 8.....Me 48 wife 35.... sex every day....FFS dont tell her :x:

My kids think this is fun :dance: Can be RWD or FWD depends on were your standin.

P1ssed my self laughin....watch it i,m makin a list :dance:

MMMM? LOL? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :nelson:

f**k an anti climax... you dont wanna no what I've bin thinkin(Ask Jolene) if you need any elp. LOL!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

All these bits are the easy ones (cept for the cowboy bit) WTF is LOL? :slap:

I Know you young fookers will av a laff but who is this geeZer LOL, I cant find im in the members list anyware............. :confused: OK, ok I aint that stupid but can someboby do a list of abrieviations for the dinosaurs? WTF, IMO, IMHO and others are easy to work out but others are to hard for me. OK go on take the p1ss I'd dissapointed if it were any other way :tongue: HTFSIK these things :slap:

Greg we've done it took a few attempts :D When I was copying the link in I was in enhanced mode (dont know why ) and I was just gettin the text on signature :confused: Changed it to guided and.... Job Done! :bow: ThankZZZZ M8

That must be the ultimate compliment :bow: it needs a bit more tidyin but since Ive been on here and came to the meet at Newark me and the old girls got a new outlook on life.....I hope my bank Manager likes Zs :cool:

Sorry JD, Ive been moanin on about a few pics not workin out right and theres you with real probs... hope it works out mate, Zs eh .... when they're good they're very very good but when they're bad they're fookin expensive :smash:

Spell Check..... Change to Neil

YEEEEE HAA! I new a couple o swifties would elp :duffer: :duffer: Ive managed to get my pics on rides and because of your help they're small enough to get on an attachments (oops dont go there) but I'll follow Niels advice PLEASE HELP! How can I get these onto my Signature? :hyper:

See you at the next AM meet but dont sell the Z you'll still need some exitement! Mean while heres my DB8 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It seems the reason I cant get my pics on as attachments is they're to big :confused: For some reason they are around 550kb, other similar pics of cars Ive got are 60 - 150kb... Could it be the camera settings ? can I reduce the size (kb) of the pic ? This is so bloody frustrating :headvswal my Zs lookin better than its done for years IMO and I cant get the fooking thing on here. Time for a :duffer: or 2. PS If Ive posted this in the wrong place please tell me.

Well I thought I could use attacments but FA happened double DOH!

After seeing pics of all these good looking Zs on your Signatures and Rides I was to ashamed to post any pics of my own, it wasn't bad but a bit dirty and dull. Now Ive done somethin about it but Ive spent all mornin tryin to get the fookin pics were I want um :headvswal Ive followed the instructions in FAQs but Im just plain Dumb. :confused: However I can use "attachments"........... HELP :ttiwwop: but please keep it simple DOH!

You have my respect Slick Pete :bow:

Sh1t 48 still in front ? :cry: Come on somebodys gotta stand up and admit their real age. I think its time I had a :duffer: to drown my sorrows! :nana2:

Oldest and the daftest mate :rofl:

Well I'm 48 years old, 5 kids, 2 grand kids, 1 ex wife and 1 current wife (35), aint she the lucky one ? Oh yeh...2 false teeth. Age has nothin to do with how old you are its a state of mind. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Im countin on it cuz wen I get in tonight I'll understand this drunken prose.... :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: F**ked if Ill no what it means tomorrow though. Go for it and enjoy ;)