Onslow

Niiiiice.........

I like bein married that much I've done it twice! 1st time 7 years (then I scratched the itch...oops) This time 11 years (however it has been pointed out that scratching any itches will lead to castration) :smash: shes 13 years younger than me. :cool:

I'll be avin a sneeky peeky at that Marcus......lets hope some of these people who are allowed to make the decisions that can have such impact on others learn a few lessons ay Dude ;)

:cry: Cant get on there...say somebodys Band Width as been exeeded .....How the f**k can they see my belly???:shock:

Sweet Lady, My piccy is for subscribed members only.......so its gonna cost ya 20 quid ;) My piccy is well worth it ask any one on here. Then once youve paid it youll see just how cheap I am :wack:

Wonder how fast you could make it spin? :xxx: :rofl:

I'll do my best to be there (family stuff permitting) and if the weather forcasts good I might bring me tent.

No dude, you cant like a good thing to much IMO :bow:

Thats it guys you go have yourselves a mini meet while the rest of us keep the country goin :rofl: Also... how many Mini's will meet there :wack: Just mentioned mini meet to my missus and she reckons my meats always been mini :x:

Keep you promise Dude for both you and your Grandads memory! You know it makes sense ;) Stick With It!!!!

Star wars day ? May the 4th be with you :D

Sh1t that :shock: is bad....

Now this birds fit as fook, have you seen it go?

Many Happy Returns Dude :duffer:

mY missus dont push me about, if she tried there'd be more trouble than enough. Im the fookin gaffa in our house and there aint no way that............ Hang on a bit chaps I'll be back in a bit .............. Yes love Ill wash up in a minute darlin but havent finished runnin your bath. Oh do you still want me to put the hoover on while your at the pub love, is there anything else I can do? Any way guys as I was sayin.........................

What sort of times did you get scoops?

Nope mine aint there either....But he manages to use my piccy when he,s peddlin dodgy car parts on ebay :nelson: :rofl: :rofl:

NEVER :eek: AVE TO GO TO THE PUB!!! :shock:

Well I'm goin to bed as well....just fell ofthe chair and knoked the kids crayon box off the table and made a right f***in row. That f**in woman o mine as shouted down the stairs somthin about a fat banker? so i,m gonna f**k off befor he comes in Hic!

Sh1t bud did you have to spoil such a good thread with that sorta talk :rofl: :rofl:

FFS Dude watch were you drip the chilly sauce :shock:

You havent seen my neck :rofl:

Im gettin on a bit and my neck dont bend that far any more.

Friday, she has beautiful teeth :D

Been out all afternoon till about 11 oclock tonight, Ive had a couple of swifties if ya no what i mean now i'm f***in hank marvin so i'm havin dry crackers and sosige f**kin rolls and a can of Darlin Carlin so there :tongue: