Spinksy

I bet poor old tommyg thinks he's back in kthe f**kin playground lol :rofl: . He shouldn't ask such riskay questions about the obviously dangerous subject of interiors :slap: Does he know he's started an international incedent :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I bet a few sheep are breathing a sigh of releaf tonigh :xxx:

IMO the spoiler you've got will spoil the look of what is a beautiful looking car. I think to have such a high spoiler you need the original lights like Znut. I originally wanted a smooth rear as yours is but the spoiler on mine came with the car. I've got the Viper spoiler on mine (I think you saw it at the Newark meet) & with the lambo type light panel this is as high as you should go. This is all down to personal taste of course & if you need me to wazz over to ya so you can see the two side by side give us a shout before you do something you will regret. I'm not far away & any excuse to give her a run is good by me.

As a relatively new member to the club, I've not had the pleasure of meeting you Tim. It is obvious reading the posts on this sad thread that Heidi will be saddly missed. My heart goes out to you your family & all concerned. May I also add that this sort of occasion just shows how closely knit all the people are in this club & I find it an honour to be a part of it.

F**k a £1 for the link. My bank balance has never looked so bad since I started coming on this bloody forum lol. I think you should give me a quid :tongue:

You just know a 1.0 merit will struggle to pull all that MDF about :rofl: :rofl: 0-60 maybe!!!!!!! :slap:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow: :bow: I knew it wouldn't take long LMFAO

I'll take ya fella. As long as ya don't try to kiss me & ya dont mind goin in the Passat :o Give us a ring Rich

This is it guys :x: . I've provisionally organised a photo shoot of the sexy Petra & any of her model friends for anybody who is interested. :hyper: This is a chance to get a very high quality photo shoot of the girls on or in your own car wearing as much or as little as you want. The girls are professional models with a professional photographer. Here's the deal. We can have as many girls as we want :dance: though it will be cheaper if we have a group shoot with one model but in several different outfits. Petra will be the best bet IMO as she is very accommodating & will go full nude inc girl-girl action shots for anyone who's missus won't kill em. They would prefer us to go to them (south London) but will be happy to travel if we pay fuel cost's etc. This will take some proper organising & I would suggest group sessions according to region so not to wear the girls out as well as keep the cost down. The cost of the shoot is extremely good if you consider all the organising & what you will get for your money. The girls are £50 per hour & the photographer £20 per hour. His cost also includes all photo's sent on a CD. Not bad as he says he can do between 300 - 500 photos an hour. (must have a PS2 finger FFS) That basically means if 10 guy's had them for a few hours it works out at £14 each. If at a later date any body wanted a very large poster from the photo shoot for there garage etc. I can offer this service as well. I have added some attachments of Petra for your appraisal. Unfortunately some of them I have can't be put on the forum :shock: Depending on the interest generated I will organise times & dates to suit each area. I might have to reserve this to subscribed members only with Zeds of course. So no fiesta's please fella's lol. If nothing else, this should force you to get all your cars sorted in time for summer :rofl: Your feedback will be appreciated so form an orderly queue :p

The driver looks like he's died of embarrassment :o :xxx: :xxx: PMSL

Got the cleanest ass on the forum bud :dance: :nana2: :dance:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Beat me to it...........it has been a long day lol

:hyper: Well done Dave. I've got three girls n if you thought the Zed was expensive youv'e got a shock coming. This will change your life for the better mate. Good luck to all ;)

Right then all you mod mad monkeys :smw: . I want you to fill me in baby. Lookin to spend money on engine mods that will maximize performance without effecting the reliability of my tt. There will obviously be the compulsary bling mods ie hard pipes polished plenum etc. Its the real stuff I need feedback on, so feel free to start filling me in :eek: Got induction. Got back box zorst's not sure if I need De-cat's Grounding Kit Braided fuel lines Superchip or equivlant Re-map ECU BOV's (PPTTTIISSSSSSSHHHH) :hyper: I'm sure there's a shed load of other stuff so lets av it :bow:

Read ya private messages mate :slap:

the Range Rover that was parked up behind him did not get a second look, despite having darkest limo tint all over it. Discrimination-surely not! Don't know why they should discriminate. If I was a gun smugglin, drug runnin, pimp with a gun I would not drive a focus. :rolleyes: It would be the range rover all the way for me :dance:

Count me in oh Chunky one :dance: ..........No B&B though fella :mad:

:eek: :eek: Nothing is sacred these days :mac1: :nono: :slap:

:D I've driven both the GTO & ZX only to find the GTO driving experience bland & un-involving compared to the ZX. I also know of a few owners who have had thier GTO in the garage being repaired more than on the road. The only thing you can guarantee with the GTO is it will cost an arm & a leg to get even simple repairs done. IMO the Zed is the more sensible option (if there is a sensible car of this calibre) If ya know what I mean. I looked at both & went Zed ways and am more than pleased I did. :cool:

Speedy Z1performance do a chrome plenum instead of polished, I've heared there not that expensive considering its not an exchange service.

:slap: To much time on your hands there Dave..... :slap: In fact WTF am I replying to this :mac1:

FFS nearly sh1t meself :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: click n listen to the complaint :rofl: :rofl: http://www.supanet.com/ladiesroom/fungames/grapevine/grapevine_towyard.html

:shock: :shock: :shock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Damn :slap: Should of got me price sorted before rubbin ya up the wrong way :rofl: :rofl: