sideways300

i think the problem is that its a corsa? isnt the car under warrenty?

or have you swapped it for a pair of socks?

yup

how much are the old ones?

and make sure when you spray it, it is warm, it could be the problem with the first attempt?

never mind the leaking gearbox what about the missing centre cap??????

yep probably with lego bricks

look at his other items, i understand now where he got his ideas from

second question, whooooo the fooooooooook has bid the 300 quid? the muppet

its already 1002 jokes over

how many???

yup, to hit people with hammers

what like now??? just think if you had some nails out there with you, you'd of been just as well calmly walking over to him and nailing his balls to his tank. that would have upset him as much as he upset you!

poor and defencless, didnt someone pour something on your car a while ago???

why did you have the hammer, were you expecting him

you should have chucked the hammer at him knocked him off this crotch rocket and asked him what the fook he was doing. what a feckin brainless twot

i will look after your car while your gone!

try the z centre website

can i quote you on that if it ever goes wrong, not that it will you understand! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

what a coont, sell the bloke who hit you to pay for the damage!

why cant you take it with you???

marc you ll have spinners on it next ! techstar twin turban, is that the taliban version?

i hope you havent used that vinyl on the car???

aye mate, zeldas just up the road from me but the drivers usually a P1555ED grumpy barstool. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :x:

sounds good mate, how long did it take in all then, doesnt seem to have been that long?