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:rofl: :rofl: yea i hear ya, ps think of all the money we,ve spent on our zeds when we know we wont get 25% of it back :nelson:

give me your lighter and ash tray then :D

iff ime not mistaken greg ime sure our kid has got 10meg for £10 per month off sky and it goes down his bt phone line

i think were in a minority here les who happen to think drunken scallys and pissed up slags arnt cool :rofl: we,ll have to get a life mate :D

here we go again by the "oh so righteous" of the world thinking there a higher strain of human dna because they dont light one up :nono: :rofl: :rofl: we should have a poll for "who thinks ingesting a mix of liquid chemicals and after becoming an anti-social outcast and ireversably damaging there internal organs then brags about the venture to there same social breed thinks its cool"

looking at this thread ive got something worth a lot more than my beloved zed then, a clean A1 unmolested driving licence :bow:

yep all helped by a simple device called a "ballance bar" ;)

:dance: :dance: what a fantastic idea mate,ime gunna go straight back to machine mart and get my money back then rush off to a timber merchants and buy some 7x1 and make these babys,thanks for that great advice bud :D been doin that for the last 25 years,thats why i got myself a low jack ;)

fvk me :confused: cant even get an antibiotic outa my foreskin of a doctor

:bow: goodman

went into a public toilets over the weekend and as i and another walked up to the urinal he gave me one of those looks that i knew it would have to go off,so after the first 3-5 seconds of zipping,looking straight ahead and the obligitry spit into the pot we slowly turned and had a fast sly glance at each others hardware it was then i knew i had him by about an inch n half :hyper: ,he skulked off knowing even with hush puppie shoes and a leather jacket he,d been out-dickked fair and square ;)

nice one mate ;)

oh believe me he was,50-100 is where i punched ahead ;)

thats sad so sad,feel for the pair of you bud i really do :(

today i bought this marvel :hyper: after struggling all those years with jacking the zed up thats has a bodykit fitted,anyway i have impul skirts and theres loads of room to play with on my car so the lowerd jobbies should have no probs either. Machine Mart and a bargin at £79 plus vat ;)

thanks, have you seen our "wellcome banner"

:bow: :bow: theres my political prefence all out and posted high this tony blair and labour makes me fvkin mad,gun popin street shootin bomb slingin fvkin "waco" style mad :rant: and allmost at the end of my tether of this ass lickin tounge right up bushes brown star pansy mob called labour :mad:

ime 46 and CAN remember thatcher but how much i agree with billynomates and can tell you its about 99% i still think we need a thatcher type of leader,someone whos not affraid to upsett when its right,someone who dont laugh at jokes when there not funny,and someone who autually had a few moons under there belt and seen a bit of life instead of these fvkin factory made polititions like the tories are pushing forward at the moment :mac1: politics at this present time is like going into the hall of mirrors,the same fvking head but with diffrent shaped bodies :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

the tvr is a nice brand but to me they have this "kit car" feel about em :nelson:

:rofl: :rofl: quality pure quality :D

i agree 110 % ive hade this same problem about 15 years ago to a beloved car and it got sent down the road faster than a rat up a pipe,nothing matters when the home gets jeapodised ;)

NO you will do it before the end of the month or we dont want you here :rofl: joking mate, wellcome to the club ;)

break ime afraid bud,repair that and it would be 2015 before you got your money back.

:rofl: :rofl: fvk me kim your like a jehovis witness (spelling lol) hes only had 1 post :D

thats the thing about these basttard zeds when they go wrong there a pure bitch but get a good one on full chat and pound for pound theres nothing and i mean nothing on the road to compare :bow: :bow: