Ossian

Super market chain selling Mobile 1 synthetic 5w 50w, £17.98 for 4L think ill go and do a bulk buy. Same shop selling 1L for £11.98 !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Photo shop came out even better than I imagined !! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lol but it was just tooooooo obvious I couldnt resist :) :) Sorrry

mmm oooerrrr Im glad im many miles away looks like a big lad

Just PS the ears up a bit for a Shrek-alike

:( :( ahh well it was worth a try :( :(

Class!! just of to show it to the missus see if she'll take some tips :D

scuse the fecked up quotes, the 1664's been flowing

Gotta wonder what kinda websites u browse to come up with pics like that

What a bunch of depraved gits !!! Just cause a couple of girls come on the scene all you guys get horny and start trippin over each other for attention!!!! It makes me sick !!!! Sick that im so fookin far away that is !!!, but I'm now an avid fan of this thread :bow: :bow: and will worship from afar :bow: :bow: and may even save the pics off the uniformed godesess as wallpaper even under the threat of instant death if the missus finds it. Ta Trinity for livening up the forum may even start checking out the forum now before hitting the link for Persian Kitty :rolleyes: :rofl:

Alan ive just fitted the master cylinder you supplied and the brakes bled up no problem. Cheers, the motors back on the road !!!!! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: Robert

fook an there was I thinking that this was an English speaking forum !!!! :rolleyes:

his seller's payment instructions are nice and clear :confused: :confused: :confused:

thanks for the info guy's Alan i'll pm you

Does anyone know if nissan do a brake master cylinder overhaul kit. I recon my m/c has died brake pedal went spongy and i found that the fluid was all aerated tried changing the fluid but somethings pumping air into the system

May pop up as well. provided i get the brakes fixed!!!!!

striking similarity between Neil and me tonight !!! Im half pished and is posts are pish!!!!!!!

a bit of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy :bow: :bow: :bow: just the job for 100 posts :D :D :D :D

Seen that on the telly years ago and read about it in a book!!! dont really fancy sticking it it my ear though, just to translate everything!!!!!

No just his apprentice!!!!

owwwhhhhh nearly at my first ton !!!!!!

;) ;) :rolleyes:

:D :D :D just an excuse for a bit of upland whoreing

Nah I mean its really boring in here!!!!! anybody alive north of the border ????

Sure is, and the transport firm is ??????? me phone first!!!!!!