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I get about 23mpg from my SWB, manual, NA doing a 16 mile round trip to work on country lanes. Driving style?? Enthusiastic :D HTH

Un-fookin-believable. (ChriP was at my house if any shootings take place!!) Bring back proper punishments for the little twavts!!!! I'm getting p1ssed off at all this political correctness sh1te which says you shouldn't punish little twavts like this. Rant over (for now)

Nice one Paul - I'll have a beer for you later..........na, sod it I'll have one now, the sun is shining, I've had a good blast home from work in the Zed and I've just cut the lawns.

Me tooooooooooooooo :nana2: :nana2:

OK at electrical stuff - mechanical: will have a go at the basic stuff if the right tools are available, other than that I don't mind paying someone to get the job done right - hello Kev at Knaresboro and Peter at PPS

Is it me (or the malt whisky) but doesn't this reference just refer to the doors and not the boot???

So how come a car can pass an MOT test without the reversing lights working???

Boot not opening???? An MOT failure???? Un fookin believable mate - let's see if someone can shed any light as to why..........................

Hmmmmmm I have another Zed!!!! :dance: But it's a Zafira :cry: Still it gets me, the wife, the kids, the dog and luggage for a weekend trip to Coniston in no probs!!!

With all this talk of marriage it got me to wondering............... Why do women get married in white?????? Becuase that's the colour kitchen appliances come in :rofl: :rofl: :slap:

On Saturday I will be helping a mate refit his Triumph Spitfires body back to the chassis - then a few beers On Sunday I will be watching the following DVD's :hyper: 1. Never Mind The B0ll0cks Here's The Sex Pistols 2. The Clash - Rude Boy, The Movie 3. End of The Century - The Story of The Ramones All watched with several beers and maybe a malt whisky or two :D :D On BH Monday I am going to Elland Road to watch Lucas Radebe's Testemonial match with the kids (no beer tho(well not until I get home)) Have a good one everyone

Marriage: it's a sentence not a word :x: Been married 2 years now, and they said it wouldn't last :rofl: :rofl: Best 2 years of my life (so far) and she likes the Zed :bow:

Happy Birthday To You etc etc - hope you've had a good 'un so far

Don't mind if I do old chap - single malt, double measure :D :D

No - but I'll have a whisky - oh it looks like I already have :rofl: :D

I know it's a copy of a copy etc but I don't care :p :rofl: Glad to hear yours is back on the road, if you're out and about give us a shout or if you're passing by Ripon do drop in. :cool: or we could even meet up for a :duffer:

Nice write up and photos Dave - we've picked up some good information that we can use on holiday there in August. We will be doing a week's cruise on the Nile followed by a week in Luxor. Cheers Phil and Jill

Who??? are back where????? Seriously tho - well done, hopefully we'll get back up there next season.

Just been out for a drive around Ripon - it was great to see people stop and stare and even a couple of shouts of "Nice car mate" :D :D

Just installed it this weekend - seems pretty good so far :D

Yeee hah - the karaoke king WILL be there :hyper: :hyper:

Don't even go there mate or else no more flying for you :p

Now then Jim did you get my PM about the glovebox catch???

Happy Birthday to You etc etc etc

No problems there mate - brilliant picture on your post, will be having that as a screen saver me thinks. Hope Peter had a good time too. To everybody else - everything comes to he who waits ;) ;)