Uno

my previous post missed the above quote off....i have been in a couple of tall building fires....i recall a fire at the UCL in London...i was contracting in there one summer and the alarms went off...deafening screeching howling claxxon which could have been heard streets away...i dropped my work and walked fast/run out....only to run into loads of dumbasses trying to walk in...that'll be the fire alarm then i said only to be given vacent looks and muttered comments as they pushed by and went in...no-one died thankfully

it was great to see the evo keep up with the lambo....but when all's said n done it still looks like a saloon...the lambo on the otherhand looks like nothing else and is still gonna be worth 50k when the evo is spares down at GW Bridgers

funny you say that...saw a prog about people who carry on eating , drinking, shopping while all around them goes up in smoke....its all true...something the firemen call acting out a script as to the banning stuff...most of it is politically correct satire which gets posted on the web by amusing soles like who write for private eye making out someone somewhere is already doing it...then some personell officer in a big company thinks...ohh...it must be real cos here it is on the web....so memo to all....etc

rover bull bars...not nice....still i remember fiat 4x4 pandas having something like bull bars......found this stunning example of safari style....enjoy http://auta5p.car.cz/katalog/italdesign/strip_01.htm

the london underground was buying 2nd hand bits and pieces off ebay the other day....story on BBC news

my bro in law works for cisco...here is his comments Depends whether he wants ADSL or Cable, or a leased line… leased lines are more expensive, but you get full support from the provider, whereas *DSL and Cable are very much a small/medium business solution… Also with *DSL you’ll get a max of 2Mbps… whereas cabled providers in the London area (telewest and blueyonder) you can get up to 4Mbps connection… Cable may be better for him (if he hasn’t already got it) as the termination is normally Ethernet which would be best going into a Cisco router… http://www.telewest.co.uk Blueyonder is a subsidiary of telewest… so if he cant get telewest, it will have a link to the blueyonder site… Ad

straight talking......i like it.....that could be the quote of the year there Dan

my daughter saw one in Brighton today....she said it was a cool looking dark blue 300 with Blitz on the back...though she couldnt tell if it was jap or a tt

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4081251.stm cool creche for men.......at Marks&Sparkle shall we organise a race night?....... :dance:

its what i thought...gto owners got more money than sense...:D

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spooky cos my brother a tescos manager too....!

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=42116 could be the same fault as seen on another thread

Driver Returns On Foot (a case of having to go back(ward) of course)

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dont worry i got that problem too :duffer: ....bring it on as long as it amusing...:D

yeah...sorry...bit p1ssed today...not reading straight....and to think I'm only a high court judge...:)

i thats correct...one for each 1.5 litre engine you have under the bonnet sir...:D

that was my guess previoulsy....err...sort of....but a more fun theory is they stop items falling out of the sunglass tray...lick lipstick or extra strong mints etc..:D

ohhh...clever little so an so's aint they

its a bit like the cuckoo and spring....except its SLADE and that song.. :x: Its now the 8th and i havent heard it yet....so xmas must be starting late this year.... :dance:

haha...mumble pants...good joke that one.....well worth dusting off :D

http://www.aus300zxclub.com/tech/pturepair/pturepair.htm that should help if you got a soldering iron and a steady hand

oh...damn...the usa site was even funnier cos insted of the beckhams there was a pic of some black dude on trial....

its good to see the USA web site have gone to the trouble of making DB the real colour of Jesus.....:D