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dam, me just done a pack of bud and now run out so guess its to tjew cupbvourebd to geet they strang rum amnd cokkkkkkkkee hhe eeh heeeh he :duffer: :o

All depends on whether I have a bud week or whether I hit the 80% west indian rum aaaaaayyyyyyyeeeeeee :nono:

yea I saw that dirty white zed too :D :D

Thats right Dave. Shouldnt Gangster Boy be down the pub on a weekend night?

:dance: I DONE IT! :dance: I'm back from Steventon and survived my first best man speech. Real nervous all day!! :cry: But when the time came, I just cracked on and banged out a great speech- really enjoyed it apart from the closing stages when my notes started to shake furiously so I just chucked em and laughed it off :) Everyone was suddenly my friend after that and said what a great speech. Glad I've finally faced my fear and looking forward to doing it all again in June for another pal :rolleyes: Cheers ! :duffer:

I dont know much about he rest, but we use worldpay and its not bad. They do go down from time to time-normally when they get a denial of serive attack, but generally they are good and you get an email saying if any part of the details are not matched so good for detecting fraudsters. We had a bit of trouble at first trying to get them to deal with us as we didnt have any previous accounts to show.

:hyper: :hyper: me want! me want! :bow: hope my auto-box goes bang! :)

I havnt left yet for me hair chop yet, but I'll be in from 11am all day tomorrow. Just gotta change the ink, then I'll get her to print a few off :)

Thats the 2nd beer done- ahhhhh Off for a haircut now from my best mates bird- and no it wont be a Brazillian to make the thongs look better, I just want my mop chopped so I look half respectable for my best man duties on Sunday :rolleyes: :cry:

ahh yes, the sweet smell of womens knickers :rofl: not Timmys tunapaste varierty though I'm hoping that after a few weeks packing thongs, I'll get promoted to photographer :tongue:

Well thats it- my last day over and done with and now officially unemployed or probably more like 'The Mrs's Bitch' :( Strange day- no leaving lunch, no card or prezzy from colleagues. But did get a gang of honeys from the user community bring me up a card and a few hugs and kisses. I dont suppose its my charm- probably just another instance of the zed-effect :D The management did offer me another 3 weeks extension to the contract, but I told em to stuff it. I think they may now regret getting shot of me, but its tough titties now eh! All the other guys are not looking forward to the barrage of work that will be coming there way and I checked the stats which showed I dealt with twice the number of issues as other engineers. Rant over- me feel much better now. Thats the first beer done :duffer: just keep going now till I'm bladdered :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: I'll post back later when I'm really pissed :slap:

4 Tickets purchased via Paypal. :D Go ahead.... make my Xmas Day :rofl:

Well done Shunter.

Aha- come to think of it- it was Z-Tech- http://www.z-tech.co.uk

good thinking- as they are all sat there in 1st class plugged into the net on their wi-fi. :)

he he - they should rename it max totty show with a handfull of cars :)

Eh up Baggins Dont suppose you have a flash silver van sign-written with Z-Tech down the side and was in the Southcote Beefeater car park today? Me came in from work and stupidly said to the misses I was thinking of taking her out for a meal some time in which she replied: "Lets Go!" She didnt realise I meant Xmas 2005 :p But it was a nice steak washed down with Stella

Cheers Piesoup!! Always glad to help out the squaddys. We done a fair bit in the past with guys out in Iraq. Its amazing that FHM finds its way out there! If your around Reading pop buy and I'll print off a few flyers off. I'm sure we can pursuede my missis to sort out a free thong (unused of course) for your efforts ;) I'll PM you my Mobly. I'm in Caversham much further north of Reading to Arborfield, but could whiz out and meet ya if ya like. Me a man of leisure from next monday so gimme a bell. Cheerz AL

Sold to the man with the serial smelly knicker fetish. I wonder if women would buy my old skegs.... that is if I could peel em off. Probably need a bit of turps to shift em :rofl:

me could do with some new bulbs, or maybe I just need to wash the car.

SOD OFF Sod Off sod off sodoff sdof.... Yep it works ! :rofl:

:bow: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow: Prize goes to Timmy FishSniffer!

Yea, I'd be willing to gamble too. I'll try the usual- " Give us a good price and if it works, I keep using you "

I think this must be a resident Zed as it was nicely tucked up in its car port under the Mill St flats. Not sure if he is a member here. Sideshowbob- do you know this fella? As you're kinda local. :)

Yes it is a dillema. We have the posh silk stuff from £100 to £300 so need to advertise that to very wealthy folk. Then we have the single thongs which appeal to all. I guess its always good to use the images of the thongs as once most people are on the site, they'll buy the more expensive stuff if they want. Getting Delicates as a well known brand name is the key, like Figleaves for general stuff, we want people to think of Delicates when they want to buy something special.