bigmincey

Very, very sad, a legend ! :cry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci_p6ulyTRg Alan..............

Dont know if this is true, but what if ?? WARNING !!! If you suffer from Arachnaphobia, dont scroll down to the pic !! Now I'm not usually afraid of spiders but I think on this occasion... FOUND IN IRAQ! They run at 10 mph, jump three feet, are nocturnal spiders, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you. PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by our troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these monsters in your tent!! . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [/img] .

Many happy returns Stevie !! Alan.......

Thanx ! :rolleyes: Alan.....

Read the replies !! :eek: Do you think the guy is serious, or a pillock !! Alan..,,, http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Sunroofs_W0QQitemZ260148596999

Yeah, I got all my money back as well. Same scenario as you, they tried to register a creit card on my account, and it was a pc game from item-garden as well. Luckily enough I was on-line late that night as I was flying out to Egypt early bells !! http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=97364&referrerid=3590 Tossers !!! Alan......

Hee hee, But Jeremy is a prick !! :x: Alan.......

PMSL !! Alan.......

Great news big guy !! :) Glad its all panning out for you. One word of advice I was always told when starting in a new place ? Eyes and Ears open, Mouth shut !! ;) But reckon you are already wise to that !! Good luck, Alan.......

Scraps is what you throw the dogs !! Up here its called "fish bits" !! Alan.....

Any pics ?? Alan........

Aint had a proper Forfar Bridie in years myself Phil ! :( Alan......

Getting a mixed portion delivered as we speak !! Along with a Chicken Tikka Bhoona and a X-Large mixed kebab on a nan with extra sauce !! Can take pics if you like ?? Yeah, yeah, i know, heart attack on a plate !! :rolleyes: Alan.........

Do you get Pakora down there ?? Alan........

Just a thought ?? Loads to choose from, all different sizes !! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/QUALITY-RACING-MESH-GRILL_W0QQitemZ320144975527QQihZ011QQcategoryZ23012QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Alan...........

Does this interest anybody ?? http://www.northernsalvage.co.uk//view/item.php?s=s&orderby=makemodel&fueltype=%&MakeModel=%&count=17&value=134296 Alan........

Thats harder than trying to get rid of porn before the missus comes in !!! lol, Alan.........

In the year 2007 the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard but no Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval. I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site, even though in my view it is a temporary structure. We had to go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision. Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it. Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space. Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many BMEs I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only CSCS accredited workers with Ark-building experience. To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark. " Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?" "No," said the Lord. "The British government beat me to it." :rolleyes: Alan............

Congrats to you both !! :) I reckon you have got the better deal, she is gorgeous ! ;) lol. Nice stretched Chrysler there as well !! I hope it lasts for you two, as long as mine has lasted, and beyond ! Cool pics of a fine couple ! :cool: Regards, Alan......................

Thanks for the times you gave me advice mate, much appreciated ! :bow: If you want to kill any of that spare time you might have, come up here and we will have a few drams ! :duffer: Regards, Alan.......

Might even have a wee hauf on your behalf tonight Phil !! Many happy returns bud ! You are how old ?? Alan...........

I cover the 24hr recovery truck every third weekend, so some dates might suit, might not, it all depends. Weekends are fine by me, as well as through the week as well. Location will always be the stumbling block I reckon. Deffo different locations I would think, althouigh thats more hassle for you ! Every couple of months, especially over the winter when "normal" folks put them off the road for upgrades etc. Should add that mine is just back on the road yesterday, and thats from May ! :smw: Kinda on the fence attitude there really, eh ? Whatever the outcome Robert, I will try to attend as much as possible ! ;) Wee bit of support never goes amiss ! Alan.......

Minted !! :hyper: ;) Alan...........................

I can phone on your behalf, and see if she can squeeze another one in ?? no probs. Failling that, I can double check with Berrica and if his car wont be ready in time, you can take his place ? How come your insurance is £800 ?? :confused: Alan..........

bigmincey, Alan Billingham, Airdrie, 1990, T/T, LWB, Auto, J-Spec. Alan.............................