tooley

listen love i know you like big podgy men but seriously i cant. maccas a friend and i couldnt shag a friends wife its just not on

ooooohhhh all these green eyes in the forum.....as timmy has said hes rich and if i was that rich i wouldnt give a shit either

in all fairness i would sooner have a porker than a z any day of the week. yes the z is a supercar but to compare a 911 to a z is daft ill bet 90% of peeps would go for the prker also if they were being honest both are 2 completely diffrent drivers

ok ok ill do you just this once but i swear bonfire *****x is my friend so you gotta go back to him tomorrow i know his cock his small buts he loves ya and will be devastated if you leave him

i drew 6.5k for mine no problem to the very first guy who rang from the autotrader

lol my ginger bovine shaggin friend is back good to see you in such good form m8 now lets have some proper slanging back on the forums........hows tricks anyway amigo......

anyway its back to eve now i hate unscheduled downtimes

not every bouncer is hard ive spanked 2 or 3 in town.......always be wary of the bouncer not stood on the doors but inside about 20ft away hes usually the guy who is solid and is also the one that wades into you with a view of just getting you outside and not the the lurch who is big too scare but usually a numpty and easy to floor

they do get sponsored by the tyre company but the money after that aint so great and i know he spends a lot on the z to keep it going ill never forget max power 3yrs ago when his engine was playing up and the dipstick literally just flew out while the engine was running

does it for me i think its good and aslo isnt just being a sheep but setting his own look....fair play to him for being original

i often wonder how mine is doing as the guy never seemed to post on here even though i told him about it

we have a boozer directly underneath us in barbirolli square and because its hidden you dont get muppets there until we show anyway but what you do get is all the office totty sunning themselves there.......so many times have i gone there at dinner and strolled back in 3 hours later

just wait till i get my hands on that f.u.c.k.i.n genie i ask for something warm and furry to get my chops into and the ****er gave me this

first of all you get money for grassin drink drivers up so theres an incentive to at least get you started you now need to get a vid cam installed to film him in action over a week if you intend to get him with an asbo this will be invaluable evidence at a later date........at every given opportunity you need to get the police round not just you but all ure neighbours anything more than 10 or 15 calls about the same individual flags the guy up to the plod and eventually they take steps......plod really are your friend with these kind of matters above all try not to bait this guy and let him hang himself with his action.....or you via timmys method take direct action but this wont win you any friends with the plod if you intend direct action its better to bundle him into a van with 6 lads masked up onto the moors and a silent beating with nothing said to him leaving him wondering who and why its far more effective trust me

9st you are a mere flyweight

http://www.triflebowl.net/forum/showthread.php?t=184

he's got a soup though why would he want to.....newer car less extravagent bills more reliable engine and running its a no brainer no matter how much you like 300's i know id go for the soup every time

welease wodewick

i usually have about 4 or 5 kids a year.........i know they like to think they are adults but 16yr old girls are still kids and easy prey for the toolmeister

ignore them m8 mine looked the *****x when i did em

and shop around a lot first you will be surprised how cheap you can get your stuff and not always from supposed highwaymen who wont be mentioned for fear of upsetting the all knowing on here

imho its not just the one kit you want i would chop and change between various kits to make the daddy.......stroesek rear bomex luke new super scooper front type of frankenstein that way you create a one off

all im gonna say is wait while next year my 350z will be here and kitted and even better lookin than the best lookin z on here which is of course mr paul g's

ive been in the unrestricted version of the bmw ure talking about.....its a monster but be wary of electrics and also the brakes on the front they are known to eat them and also cost a lot to replace.....watch for the rims also if they are clean then keep them so they pit very easily....diffrent look to a z but still a classic look about them imho

man id forgot about porker he was always good for flame bait