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Lard dee Fooking Dar. :bow: :bow: That sounds like my mother inlaw and she is the only person I have ever wished dead. Whats that saying? ah yep I remember "put a begger on horse back and see it ride". & 10 out of 10 for tact (even if it is true :slap: ) come on man knock it off.

Always better to put onces brain in before buying something :slap: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry I'm in one of those moods

Looks a very nice clean motor. I do like the side skirts :D Just one problem with it. It's not blue and I'm affraid that if you check out all the more tastful motors on this site, they're all blue. I have to say its just a better class of owner mate. Sorry better get it painted. Red is for Fire engines and Ferrari's only. :slap: :rofl:

At least the place has had a good clean now. The only worry I have for you is the manner in which the Police are making examples of people over fire arms. Its funny this but I was only talking to a guy the other day about how they sent a couple of lads in Manchester down for 6 years. They only had those replica Beretas. There's been real sh1t about it because 1 is only 16 but they did have them in their pockets. :shock: Only joking :slap: They'll confiscate them and give you a *****cking.

Oh no I won't have the car back for an other week and the T5 is in the garage having new Valve stems :cry: .Only they've taken the head of and Volvo bless their little cotton socks, have sent the wrong onces :xxx: . So I cannot even come and embaress you all 0 to 60 with the berlistic brick :mad:.

Ok Becks played cr@p but the Team have never looked like a team since Ericson took over. If you think about it the 5 -1 win over Germany was still Hoddles Team and team line up playing Hoddles Tactics. Since then Sven had just collected a group of players who are proberbly the best we've got and then insists on playing them all out of position. The team just loks unbalanced. I watched quite a few of the Real Madrid games this season and Becks has been unbelievably brilliant in mid field, winning 4 La Leaga player or the months so why play him on the right when we have the likes of Kieron Dyer to do that. Then play lampard in a holding position instead of the link man between mid field and the strikers. You could go on all day. Is he a Swede or a Turnip

Yep I've decided I like the switches too, but I love the three clocks in the middle with the recessed bosals. Where oh where did they come from. :hyper:

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Mmmm the interior is very nice. Similar to what I have planned for mine. I'm going to have to change the colour of my car though because eveyone going blue. Narr best colour there is mate. :cool:

FFS knock it in the head girls please. I'd just like to say thanks to Ryan for organizing it and James for the offer. Just carn't wait to get the bits bolted on. :dance:

Ryan my point is that I would much rather do other things with my time. Also if yout partner thinks you can fix every thing and save more money for her to spend. Then believe me you aint got a clue what sh1t you started.

I don't know I'm not Welsh, But they look more like Russian and Tiwanese :slap: and they taste like chicken

LMFAO Too late fore that mate. Its a lost cause :slap: :rofl: :rofl: Hey Mac do you have 300ZX jim jams and bed cover :slap: :mac1: :rofl:

No this is where the phrase consider all consequences before volunteering comes from :D :D :D

Listen Good I've been married 21 years in August and for the first 15 it was great, but I would advise nobody to get married. If you stay together because you what to then thats cool. Once the ring goes on the finger it all changes. The ring was a symbol of servitude in Rome and bound whom ever wore it to its master. Thus we gave women who were the chattals of men a ring and therefor bound them to the man as his property. Now somewhere since 1920 the women have reverst the roles on certain things including the rights of ownership. MOST IMPORTANTLY THOUGH IS THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE THE LAW ON THERE SIDE. If you get married you will be screwd for the rest of your life. Prostitutes are much sheeper and do it how you like when you like. DON'T DO IT MAN. IT WILL SPOIL YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND ENPTY YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PERMENANTLY. No more Amsterdam celibrations.

Those that can afford the choice go and have fun while some other poor b4stard struggles. Those that carn't afford winge on about how its a labour of love etc but, I know, because I've spent those weekends removing my knuckles in the cold, dropping that washer down the cam belt channel into the sump just as your about to put the head back on. No thanks Guys your welcome to it I'd rather work harder at what I'm good at and earn the money. You have my knowing respect but there's nothing honnerable in DIY. Just think the money you've saved. Her in draws will expect those saving every time. Rod and Back spring to mind

Looks Nice clean and tidy. Hope it gives you plenty of fun and enjoyment.

You got a shiny exhaust and a chrome HICAS eliminator. Your just a secret Bling King :rofl: :rofl:

Who cares The boy done real good. If he looked like Fatima Whitbread and had an arm coming from the centre of his body :slap: He'd still be in my England Team. :dance: :dance: :dance:

I started with Bikes and lets face it if its just a pi55ing contest as to which is quickest then buy a decent motor bike. I then did the 4X4 sketch with kids and dogs 3 Range Rovers, 1 Toyota Amerson and 1 Nissan Patrol. I wanted a Z from the day I saw my first in 1990. I've done the Skyline sketch and I got a T5R 350 ish BHP 4 wheel drive etc and its great for the winter, But I love high powered Rear wheel drive cars and the Z much scarier and more fun. :rofl:

I haven't seen either film and don't want to. Who really gives a sh1t if there's a Z or a Vulcan Bomber in Nasty and spurious 3, 4, 5, or 6. I drive a Z because I like it. THE END

Hi Bob We had this converstion about 2 weeks ago when I rang to ask about getting the black Jacks of my alarm. I knew if I kept the R33GTR I'd kill myself before I ever got the enjoyment out of it, but the Z can scare the crap out of me everyday and if I do loose it I've a better chance of living. I love my Z and don't think it is a cheeper car to own than a skyline at all. My Z to date has cost about £25,000 over 3 yrs + Optimax and Esso Super. Skylines? Been there done that and I can tell you the Z is far more involving and therefore more rewarding to drive and I could aford a Skyline. Noble next when new house finish, but the Z will stay.

This site is weird, well some of the people on it anyway :slap: :rofl:

i'm sure you'd like it Mac because its Red. I wanted her to have the blue 280 bhp one they had but it wouldm't have matched her coat. And I'm not joking.

I don't know how to change the value of the picture file size on the softwear so every time I try to down load pics it says its not comunicating to Camera.