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WTF :confused: :confused: Slinks off and hides

UfookingRICA You don't want the lobotomy then??? Mind you you will do when you been settled with your little lady. You really will her voices. Nagging bossy voices. Telly you to by a sensible car etc :shock: So the offer has no closing date. :D :D

My car had done 130K on stock tubs. Still pushed 1bar boost and went like a train until the day it said no more POP BANG WHIZ WALLOP WALLOP BANG SCEECH GURGGLE RUMBBLE PU SSSSHHH. Your really have something not right there.

top bloke. I've said this before and knowbody believes me. Technicalities and especially ones that infringe human writes (ie such as the right to presum inocence in order to receive a unprejudiced trial or ledal hearing) are the way to beat speed cameras, because the laws that were past to allow their use is specific. Though the Police and Speed Camera groups are bending those laws (infringing our basic human rights) to attain convictions.

Happy birthday mister :duffer: :duffer: :wack:

Hi Adam and welcome to the club.

Good luck Dave hope the new job is yours and that its enjoyable.

Thank god for that or we'd never catch the bast*rds :rofl: :rofl:

Total frontal lobotomy usually cheers people up permanently Here's one of my previous patiens living a perfectly happy life

Hi turbopsychosis I have already said that he should have had the blue lights flashing. So thats the first point we agree on. I also agree that at half a mile I carn't discern wether that blond is awoman or a long haired man in a skirt, but I can see that there is a blond person or a car/what ever at that distance and you'd back off pronto because you never know what other people will do. So I also agree that to whore past someone near as dam 90mph quicker than them with or whitout letting them know your there. Has the possibility's for a serious accident. However the point i'm making is that with good visability, a clear road, which gives you ample time to slow down i believe it is as safe as is possible anywhere other than a FIA race circuit. It is a function that a motorway patrol man has to undertake as part of his job and like I said before its all about being acustomed to operating at the cars full potential. Now this is where I agree with you again (in part). You cannot eliminate all dangers and risks, but you can and I belive he did reduce them as much as poss. The hardest thing to swallow I find (are sprouts :slap: ) is that I'm defending the actions of a copper :confused: :confused: P.S though a motorway isn't a good example of normal road conitions. + If they are going to do this then I have to agree with one of the girls that works in my office. She said that if they are going to do this they should arrange it with a superior and there should be another car to monitor what is done and ensure that the Emergency Services are at hand if he does have an accident. Nice one Christine I think i'll give her a pay rise. What!! I was going to anyway. You cynics.(we need an angel smiley)

Don't do anything other than what you want to do with your life. If you change your way of life for what effectively is a regular shagg. Then she'll see that as having the upper hand and that shagg on tap will disappear. If you make her changed she'll be forever greatful. Heed my words or in a few years you'l rue them.

Hi mate I'm not picking a fight, but if you take offence I''m not going to loose sleep over it either. However you should really check things out if your going to use them in a constructive argument. You should on a straightish stretch of motorway be able to see about 1.5 miles quite clearly if you have normal 20 20 vision. + if its dark then other road users will have their lights on and therefore be clearly vissable for about 5 to 25 miles if there is little or no street lights (which is relevant to the M54). after which the arc of the earth makes it impossible to see unless they are in an ellovated position. On a clear day you can see Dover from Calis and Ireland from Anglesy One of my jobs was to transcrib satalite and land based photo graphic information into 3D wire frames and then back into 2D images based on 20 20 perspective for the MOD. These had to be as accurate as possible to the human perspective. Believe me you can see much further than half a mile and still make out the difference between someone waring a dress or trousers. My house is 1.25 miles away from my youngest school yet I can clearly see it, See my wifes car when she dops him off, Make out the difference between a 4x4, a people carried, a saloon car and a pickup. I also have my palmer Audi licence (though not used it for a few years) and can say in all certainty I could stop in less than 200 yards from 159 mph including reaction time. lets face it there are very few tracks with staights half a mile long and you can be doing over 150 and see a smash at the end of the straight. Yet in that 200 yards you've processed the information and slowed down enough or stopped so as not to become part of the crash.That all F1 drivers would pi55 it in under 100 yards including reaction time (in a F1 Car) but under 200yards in my T5 (which make the Z look like a light weight). Like I said some people have an inflated opinion of their abilities while others believe if they cannot do it only exceptional people can. I happen to think most people could handle it once they become accustomed to it. Its like peoples conception of things, like how rare a hole in one is. Well on average there is at least one hole in one for every golf tournament. The perception is based on our experience. So if its not something you are used to you believe it to be harder than it is. It all part of the Froidian fear of failure so you make it beyond your ability in your own head so you wount attempt it. That way you cannot fail. I think the copper needs to be able to put the car and himself through their paces. It should be at night in good weather conditions with blue lights. It does pi55 me off that I cannot do it without fear of going to jail. I hate speed cameras and their cynical abuse of the legislation that is the only premise for which they truly can be used. I also hate Brussel Sprouts, but conceed some people actually like them though I still find it a difficult notion to accept.

Looks like a YoYo for when he's cruising. If he sees someone he don't like he just clats em round the head with his bling YoYo thing man. Either that or its a push bike bell to let people know he's on his way. Well it is a NA afterall. :slap:

Thats about right :rofl: :rofl:

I'd say usually you can see upto about half a mile ahead of you on the M54. So if you carn't slow down in that kind of space due to slow brain function the I doubt you'd even be inteligent enough to find the fooking door handle never mind incert the key and start the car. Speed doesn't kill any one or cause accidents. Its driving beyond what is safe at any given circumstance. The usual reason for this is peoples inflated oppinions of their own abillities. Now we could argue about this all day, but really is anyone on here honestly suprised by this case. What ever the fors or against. He shouldn't have been driving at ya speed on a public highway. Well if I carn't why should he.

Who?

I would have gone for recircs I think, but the Apexi Bov's where much cheeper. So far I've not had chance to decide if the noise bothers me.

This is what happens when you give thug with big boots a Volvo T5 to play with. I should know I play with mine most days. OOOOWWER :slap: :rofl: Even without the boots :cool:

Priceless :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I think thats a woman thing wether their from London or not. "They just carn't admit they've done anything wrong"

Was Talking to the Guys at dp today and they have seen this car. dp is down by Sankey Bridges and they said it's not a Z. They recon its a modded Honda Prelude and they think the driver should have his go-nads hilti gunned to the steering wheel.

Just out of curiosity how much did you pay for you car 5 years ago. i paid nearly 16K for mine 6 and a bit years ago. The car was only just over 4 years old with 34K on the clock.

Hey mate you don't need to go for a walk. A trip to the supermarket is bad enough. Last week I was just looking at the car mags in Tesco's when I became awhere of 2 guys getting very close. I felt like they were invading my space and the realised that the *******s were trying to pick pocket me. So I spun round on them an shouted Oi get you fooking hands off. They jumped back and started a torade of abuse in Usbec or some other Baltic language and made sharp for the exits. I reported em and they woun't be going to Tesco again. These robbing Estern block imergrents are becoming a real problem. P.S. by the way I would have head butt the little ******* and walked away. If anyone stops you you say he grabbed you to try assault you and as he jerked you forward your head hit his nose.

Go on Mark why did you buy yours.

Yep your right, but i think its that it diagnosed more these days. My Wife has had a few bits and removed due to Cancerous cell. She claim that I'm th most malignant thing in her life though. However I'm suspicious that Kylies anouncement has come so soon after the discovery that Prozack and E's kill cancar cell's. Do you think its just an excuse to be constantly out off her face.

Well thats because my missus went out and bought 3000 square feet of maple tongue and groove flooring, an Arga and loads more stone troughs and stuff from an Architectural Salvidge sale and told them to store it in the garage. You couldn't get through the door. I told her that my tools and drill were all in there so I wouldn't be able to do any DIY. Bitch went out and bought me a new drill and some screw drivers.