Craig David

Saab 9-5 are good and do some very fast petrol and decent TD engines

A) a fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Q) What's the difference between women and fridges?

Welcome to the club mate. The car sound like a nice example. Oh and if you're a virgin, watch out for ChrisC and his talk of saunas :rofl:

Non smokers are just jealous as smokers look hard and adult and cool and get all the birds and they wish they could smoke but they're afraid their mum will find out.

Happy birthday big fella :duffer: :duffer:

Eth eth eth eth eht eth eth mit Nobby Stiles.

I've had no problems at all with mine in three years. But if you're looking for a car to only put £20 of fuel in at a time, a 300ZX probably isn't for you. The S14A is a nice car - but any high performance car can go wrong and cost a lot to own. And any older high performance car will probably have been hammered sometime in its life.

If you want it to record evidence at the scene of a car crash I don't think digital photos are admissable. Get a disposable camera. If you're after a camera phone, I have the Sony Ericsson 750i - great but without a proper flash bad in poor light conditions.

Gravity can be measured - 9.81 meters per second per second. Wind can be measured with an annemometer. Love can be measured by monitoring small chemical changes in the brain.

Sorry guys - have to say I'm with Clarkey. It's reassuring to believe in this sort of thing as it sidesteps the harsh realities of existence and we can convince ourselves it's true if we subconciously want to. If anyone can prove anything supernatural is genuine in any way to me they can have my Zed. You travel to me / pay expenses. That said if you can prove it, I think newspapers will pay more and one of the scientific bodies has a million quid up for grabs to anyone who can prove something like this.

So £282 for EBC discs (includes pads and fitting) might be a bit expensive then?

The more you spend, the more you save. Probably!

Seriouly I would do mate! I would love to see a ghost. Gotta go - on this Vodafone card thing - b0llocks!

Sorry to anyone who believe in all that but I think it's all b0llocks. There's no real evidence.

Hey folks I might need front discs and pads soon. Any idea what's a fair price for front discs, pads and fitting? I'm pretty happy with the standard ones so will probably stick with them unless there's a good reason not to. I know some people change but I recon a stock set up in good condition with fresh fluid etc is good enough for me. (I have limited internet access - just moved house and the new supplier (ID Net) have fvcked up my new connection so I'm basically without net access for the next two weeks - I can occasionally use this Vodafone card so I can check briefly now and then.) Thanks in advance folks. :dance:

You need to put around the web address of the map (which it shows you in the box below the map).

Apparently loads and loads are being broken into. Thieves think a chip in the stereo gives free you Sky tv! :smash:

29 countries Some holidays, some work. Edit - had trouble with map - sorted it now. Hoping to go to Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovenia, Romania and maybe the Maldives in 2007.

Well I'm about to move house. First time i've sold one and bought another at the same time. Not an easy / stress free experience. The solicitor was slow / lazy. We've just exchanged contracts today and we're moving house on Friday. How shyte - and no solicitor is cheap. I think she'd have left it to the day before if I hadn't harassed her so much. We managed to sell out house without using an estate agent - this saved quite a bit of cash. We put it on http://www.rightmove.co.uk and put up a board - it was the board that sold it. Thoroughly recommended. The Government get their hands in the till again with stamp duty - I'm getting p1ssed off - you can't do anything without paying tax. And how did I get so much shyte in the loft? :slap: Anyone want to buy a single roller blade? Or a George Forman Grill? :rofl:

The won't 'Come to my house' the little teases!

It's mainly for kids but the chance to see the family who live a long way away is nice too. There is also a degree of 'goodwill to all men' out there as well. Like so many things in life, it's what you make of it Funky - hate it and it'll just bring you down. Ignore the shyte and enjoy the bits that appeal to you.

I'll burn it all then and dump the rest in a layby on the A1. :dance:

If you want a temporary fix talcum powder works without knackering the belt. But if you can get under the car it's a five minute job to fix.

It's bin day today - everyone in the street has put their bins out. Not recyling bins - the regular ones. We've got too much rubbish this week so me and the Mrs went down the street putting the excess bin bags into other people's bins. Some old bloke came out and *****cked the Mrs and told her to take the rubbish out of his bin and take it to the tip. What a whinging auld twat. Maybe I should wage a war of petty crime and victimisation on him?