Craig David

Burn the soles of her feet with a hot crack pipe.

This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics - TTIWWOP :ttiwwop:

Jay - wish I could offer technical help but I'm useless at that stuff. Get it to Ztech or the Zen Garage (they have lots of places I think) if it's nearer or maybe Zedworld in Tamworth. My local garages haven't got a clue about a Zed and most others are probably the same.

DO you get rid of the rust from the hole or just weld a big plate over it?

Top news mate - goes to show the Zed is build to last not like these new cars!

"say my name, bitch" ps love that alyson hannigan (?sp) The best thing on Buffy (except Buffy's very small fists - mmmmmMMM)

He he - she lives in the UK too. I'd set fire to all your Zeds in a big pile for the chance to w4nk over her shadow.

If she comes round asking after you I'll tell her you're not interested and look after her meself then. Its not so much pretty as I think she'd be filthy and she's not a bad looker. Ah well, it's not that likely anyway!

Have we seen it? If not I'm gonna break me titiwop duck!

Because you had pics of her like that? (repost bigger please! :dance: )

I'd show him a few moves on my Yamaha XJ600 Diversion.

Not visiting - sent there? I haven't (although I didn't pay a driving fine I got in Ireland once so I'm kind of a bad boy). Edit - that was meant to be an anonymous poll but pressed the wrong button. a) yes b) no c) watch it David - I've got your number awww... balls - it doesn't work so well like this

Fourty snouts and a home made shiv (whatever that is). :rofl:

gutting - can't make this

I remember she was on TV that time - foxy! :dance:

Emily 'Bouff' Booth ? If not her then who? Pic please!

I heard several of the people he'd threatened to throw in the pool were going to club together and throw HIM in the pool. Not me though - I would never be part of some sordid little conspiracy like that.

Curse my fat fingers - although if I was a lesbian, I'd be well hung. :dance:

"I'm the daddy now, Mac's reign of terror is over. If you want batteries or phone cards or porn or baccy, you come to me".

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On several occasions I've announced that "I'm the daddy now" and "Mac's reign of terror is over" and "if you want batteries or phone cards or porn, you come to me". But no-one ever seems to notice.

I intend to take a small rhesus negative bloody mary mysef

I think an R32 Golf would beat a Z up to 50mph or so from a standing start due to light weight and four wheel drive but above that the Z would be ahead. Sorry - don't know any stats.

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He he, cheers mate! It's the weedy, scheming, camp, 'baddy' lion from 'The Lion King'.