Everything posted by olly300zx
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Before Computers
Before Computers : Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy . ... . . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!
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Who's Z is this?
Had it running and the needle was in the red by the time I got to run ! Should have waited but it was first time running, will know for next time though, push through queue !
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Who's Z is this?
First ever time I've run and loved every minute of it !!! Cheers for the pic can now say Iv'e raced it lol :) The second and third runs I did not get full boost as the engine was so hot sitting in the lane traffic, hence the first run going well, if I had waited till the engine cooled on the second and third run's I coulda got into the 12's I reckon. Superb weekend as always though !
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Who's Z is this?
That was me, was running a little slow as well as 1 of the boost pipes was leaking and it was so damn hot ! Right hand drive manual twin turbo. First run was 13.505.
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EGR bypass
EGR - Exhaust Gas Recirculation valve. Does what it sounds like !!! The only reason to bypass it is the valve can leak when they get old and this causes a vacuum leak in the intake ! Don't think it can be done with the engine in situ but do a search or look on the tech sites !
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!Sparkplugs!
Hi Paul, Just sent an order and paid via bank transfer for a set of these. Really need them before this weekend if possible as going to Santa Pod for USC on Saturday morning. Thanks matey. Olly.
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Help - ghosts been at my Z
Air leak !!! Check all hoses for signs of leakage !!!
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Do I need to rebuilt again?
Sounds to me like youv'e probably scored the crankshaft, due to oil starvation ! Is it big end noise ? Usually starts at around 2500rpm as a little tapping noise which gets louder. If so, engine out and crankshaft off to engineers for grinding, then fit oversize bearings !!!
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1 for the hasslehoff fans lol
http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&eurl=
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1350 Rear Wheel Horse Power 300ZX ENGINE
They are chargecoolers not intercoolers and can go pretty much where ya like lol !!! :)
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1350 Rear Wheel Horse Power 300ZX ENGINE
Here, Here, Couldn't agree more matey :headvswal Nitropow thanks for the info looks superb and what an engine, makes me want to try and squeeze some huge turbos on mine lol ! Keep us informed on any of the progress as I for 1 and very interested.
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Todays little cheer me up
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 14) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong. 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 30) the most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. 36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Subscription Renewed
Oops ! Just remembered my fees were due, have now paid via bank transfer from Abbey. Regards, Olly.
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Using T-cut
Don't do it, you will be scrubbing for hours. Very hard to use especially in the sun, although it will bring it up to a good shine by removing the top layer as previously stated. If your car is looking dull, go for a mild cutting compound like the meguiars 1 and then a top wax such as Zymol will seal it perfectly.
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Hoff New Music Vid
I thought it was a piss take but if you look on the site there is a video of the making of that video lol and it is 100% real lol :)
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Hoff New Music Vid
Awesome lol Bantambunny will love this lol ! :)
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ten fingers
Ten Fingers Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do." Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers." "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2006 I've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?" Ole says......."How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
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Why is this leaking? What is it?
Fluid from your front tension rods, now would be a good time to uprate them to adjustable 1's !!!
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Need Greddy Profec II B setting for lowest and 9psi boost
Safety boost is about 7 psi, but it will also retard the ignition making it extemely slow lol !!! ;)
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Some Friday Funnies to cheer you lot up lol
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. __________________________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. __________________________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. __________________________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. __________________________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. __________________________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ___________________________________________________________ 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. ___________________________________________________________ 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. ___________________________________________________________ 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. ___________________________________________________________ 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. ___________________________________________________________ 11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. ___________________________________________________________ 12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: "Are you in?" ___________________________________________________________ 13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
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Whats the best fuel octane level to use?
Both Top Gear and 5th gear tested these so called higher rating octane petrols, ranging from Optimax, BP Ultimate and Tesco 99 ron and none of them gave a whiff of performance increase or helped with detonation any more so than normal super unleaded. They all ran the same but obviously these higher rated petrols are more expensive just stick to your usual super unleaded and save yourself some money !!! ;) If you think they are helping its all in your mind !
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the reason i brought the zed :)
Was it a vtr lol :)
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Fast+furious tokyo drift..
Initial D matey !
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WTF Twin Turbo Madness.... ????
I have got a Smithy fuel line kit and even relocated the fuel regulator to nearer the battery, there are no leaks there, may have a look underneath at the weekend, I have a feeling the o2 sensors are buggered though as it has just done 70,000 miles and I dont think theyv'e been changed, it also has a mines ecu which is notorious for making it run rich. Anyone know if the o2 sensors could cause that much fuel to be drunk, it does have the blackest exhaust pipes I have ever seen too and I drive like I stole it !!!
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Fuel tank won't fill up
As you stand looking at the the fuel filler cap, put the pump in and rotate it anti-clockwise to about the 2o'clock position, then you should be able to fill away until full matey !!! :)