Andy Isherwood

Thanks to everyone for a great day! Thanks for organising the event Eileen or is it Letsdrift or Spearmint Rhino? Thanks for the Police Accademy photo opportunity Bubbles, that really made my day especially seeing those white deers in the grounds (by the way, does anyone know what they are?) Thanks to Karl for letting me hear that exhaust note - llluuurley! Nice chatting to you MadMarco even though you are American. Good to see you again Silver Bullet, must do the Renault clio Thing! Wozzer good to meet you mate - life and sole, what can I say? This post is now turning into a Fricking Oscar speach, so I'll just say- Hellraiser, Joely p, Z32Dave, Honeypot, and all associated other halves - Good to meet you! Andy

Steve a calander would come in really handy at the moment. Could you hold on to one untill December for me? I should have some spare funds by then. Andy

You haven't read the Other thread then? Man caught on camera..... Andy

WELL DONE SIR!!!! Andy

STIP JOINT? Yes, I love stippers! WTF? :rofl:

I must have a red helmet then.

This attempted theft was reported to Surrey police this afternoon as a intoxicated man in his mid to late 40's was caught on camera making away in a 300zx. The man described as a "hoodie wearing thug" was reported to stagger towards the vehicle and then took 3 minutes trying to find the door handle to the vehicle (see picture). Bystanders were reported to be too scared to approach the man as he looked to be too dangerious and was hurling abuse at nearby photographers. One of the eye witness photographers (a man known to the police as "Wozzer"), commented:- Although he was high on crack or what ever, at least he had the good sense to nick the best type of 300zx, you know, the non-turbo type. I've got a non turbo and it's got nitrous, do you want to have a look? It's silver as well, same colour as my Prince Albert, if you want to darling, I can show you that as well. The WPC at the scene responded - **** off, or You will get arrested. If anyone knows who the man in the picture is police are asking people to come forward and name the man. A reward has been put up by two local community members, who's real names have been changed to protect their identity. For now they will be refered to as "Honeypot" and "Spearmint Rhino". If you call to claim your reward please state you prefence from the following list. a. Hand b. Oral c. Pink d. Brown e. or having your fillings knocked out by a "Prince Albert". Please guys lets help to stop crime and see if we can name this Hoodie wearing drug taking car thief. Andy

Wozzer I take it back about you getting a zoom lense!! That is a serious camera!! I've never seen my car looking that good with my camera. What the hell is your camera? Andy

I think someones fibbing!

Whoooops sorry, Very nice car looks good in purple. I guess we have something in common............I have got a purple head as well. According to Honeypot I have got a Clitoris in my ear. Have you got one in your ear?

No that's not how it started!! Honypie got the name Honeypot which is a chain of strip clubs (I can't remember how) and so as not to leave you out and as you girlies like to do things together (piss and poo) I decided to give you a name that is a chain of strip clubs too. Got it? Andy

Do you take Paypal?

Oh yes, that another thing I learned - Honeypot likes it RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE!

Horniepie?? NO NO NO it's Honeypot (you know, £10 for a lap dance £20 for a blow job and if you want sex, she pays you). :eek:

What' a clitoris?

Oh yes it was all said in a publis bar to some of the locals amazement!!!

What new stuff have you learned today about your fellow zedders? Well it was great to meet some new faces today, I had a really great time spending the afternoon with you guys!! Anyway, this is what I learned today..... Lets drift drops her phone down the bog in order to get her hubby to buy a new one.She also eats chocolate until she is sick and doesn't know when to stop talking. Hunnypie wants to shag my mate Matt cos he's got loads of money. Her boyfreind is cool with that. Wozzer needs to get a ****ing zoom lense for his camera. Some women dye there hair to match there Mums Skyline GTS. Security guards are getting smaller these days. MadMarco is way too tall for a SWB ZX. My brakes are shit. Honnypie's new name is Honeypot and Lets Dift's new name is Spearmint Rhino. Oh yes and Letsdrift's (Spearmint Rhino) Husband has got a bent cock.(see my earlier point) And last but not least - Wozzers got metal jewellry through his bell end. Amazing what you learn over a pint and cheesy garlic bread! :D ;) Andy

Now I see why they call you Mental Tony. MOVE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER, PUT YOUR CREDIT CARD DOWN, GO AND LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE, IT'S GOING TO BE OK. Ebay has evil powers over us all and sends us into moments of madness. I know I have had counselling for this, I can give you her numberif it helps. Remember, there are always people on this site who are here for you. Take care now and hopefully see you at the pub later. Andy ;)

Yeah and I love it! Call of duty 2 at the moment plus PGR3 and Halo2 If you fancy a hook up pm me. That goes for anyone else too!!!! Andy

Thanks for all your trouble mate that was really helpfull, well done!! Andy

With such low profile tyres, you need to be really carefull about your choice here. I'am on 18's with Eibachs and it is a good all round ride. As long as you address the damping while you are at it you should get a nice ride on 19's with Eibach springs and new standard dampers. Good luck and stay away from those kerbs!! Andy

No, my mum is my Betty, my eldest sister.

Duffer is my half sister from my other sisters 2nd marriage.

You sound like a right Luvy! Are you doing theatre at the moment you old queen? What's your stage name? AAAhhh the smell of grease paint, the glow from the foot lights, the thrill of opening night, the aplause and the FLOWERS aahhh THE FLOWERS.......aaaaahhhh darling sweety luvy darling......

Stick it in your 1980's clock hole. If yoy get agreddy Profec b spe 2 cos it's blue and will match a blue led conversion. See pic