Andy Isherwood

That's a Dyson brochure isn't it?

Congratulations! You kept that quiet. What's the name of your new fella? What car does he drive? Star sign? Has he got a vibrating vagina? Does he know what a clitoris is?

pmsl :rofl:

Ok now I'm lost. Still don't know what a Vagina is. Do you have one? Can you post some pictures up? Why do they vibrate? My phone vibrates, handy if I'm in a meeting. Is it the same? Sex shop? How do you buy sex?

Yeah, your boyfreind kept touching my leg.

Golf ball? Cricket Ball? What's a Vagina?

Are you stood behind me again? ;)

Yes there will be considering the time of year. The location is A33 Reading or A33 / M4 Junction and follow signs to Town Centre. You may be able to get the postcode from That baranch of Comet, B&Q, etc. Andy

I'll only tell you if you tell me what a clitoris is.

Wow! SPEACHLESS!! It's like when something is so bad it becomes good. Uh oh, I think I like it? Yes I do, I love it. Andy

Welcome to te club Mate. Andy

And the winner of this years "Double Entendre Award for Outsanding Smutty Contributions to a Performance Car Website Chatroom" is...........................................................................................................................Hunipie aka HONEYPOT!!! (Crowd goes mad)

Sound gooooooood man!! If you need a co-pilot I'm your man!!!!! Andy (off to knock one out).

Hi Justin, If you click on the link at the top it gives you a calander. It is definetly Tueday 20th Feb - next Tuesday. Andy

Well done mate!! What sate of tune is your z? Andy

How do you know? Judging my those conversations in the pub you aint innocent!

Aaahh! Hello Sarah, how are your saggy nippons doing? Still pointing south like my Grannys hot water bottles? When you say swinging, I take you mean your Nippons.

I wondered what that big dent was on your bonnet. Looks expensive.

What? in a zed?

You're not bad your self, fancy a shag?

I feel left out! Boo hoo !! Nobody loves me

Don't get the cd off ebay, it's all on the interweb for free!! See 300zx.org.uk that's got links to most stuff on it. Andy

I've got a feeling she's serious mate and I'm still giggling like a school girl at it!

:rofl: :rofl: Wots Wozzers PA?