Andy Isherwood

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=88376 Page 5 You have to see this It's fooookinh Hillarious! Oh my god Honeypot, I hope you were joking when you replied to this I was laughing so much I cried. Please tell me you are kidding. Please, please, Please. Andy

Wot's Doggin?

I saw you having a sneaky Sunday Roast dinner. Bloody good grub in there!! Andy

Series 6 of kick start on vhs £20 inc delivery. You can have 1st dibs mate.

Yes both of your points are correct.

Here you go.....

I said ealier in this thread that I didn't want to talk about it. So anyway, I walked into Tescos with my throbbing red member which was a little sore after giving the girlfreind her fifth orgasm in a row after a right old tag wrestling match in the bedroom the night before. She was shaking like a shitting dog by the time I'd finnished with her. After I kissed her goodbye at the front door and watched her woddle over to her car looking like John Wayne after a pool party at Michael Barrymore's house carrying her cushion I had lent her for the drive home, I decide to inspect Mini Me. Poor old chap looked like Sylvester Stalone at the end of Rocky 2, one eye open, which was weeping a bit, very swollen and had no discernable features. On top of that, his speach had gone and he wasn't able to hold a decent conversation with me like he normally does. At this point I decided to visit the new Tesco Mega Super store in Slough that everyone has been raving about in search of some relief in the crown jewels department. After getting over what an amazing store it is, it's like an airport I'm telling you, and it's got a Krispy Kreme Doughnut restaurant in it, I eventually found the pharmacy counter. After waiting in Line for a few minutes one of the tills became free. Using descretion of course, I asked the lady at the till " can you help me with this?" She took a sharp intake of breath, stepped back, knocked over a display of atheletes foot cream and said " Oh, I never seen anything like that before, it doesn't quite look right!!" Then, to by embaressment, I looked down and realised what I was doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blue socks with brown shoes! Oh SHHHIIIIITTTTTTTT! I tucked the the boys back in the barracks and just had to leave the store. Even though I am a big fan of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, I just haven't had the courage to go back. Now you know why I didn't want to talk about it. Happy now?

There isn't a conveyor belt at the Pharmacey counter you idiot.

Yes they are sometimes, Usually every 28 days or so.

I tried to get it looked at in Tescos today. I'd rather not talk about what happened.

You, supergrass!!!! ;)

Cheers Guys I will get on the case next week> Andy

:rofl:

What a ****ing snitch.

Who is this man??????

Are my Portafield ones Race ones then? Andy

Wow I didn't know they even existed in white!! I going to show off to some of my freinds now. I know it sound sad but I am a bit of a nuture freak! Cheers again Bubbles. Andy

Ask wozzer what he's got planned for his knob.

Why? What you gonn do?

I've got a butterfy just above the crack of my arse. And, a baby blue dolphin just above my bikini line. Just got my beely button pierced but it's gone ceptic.

Now you're just ganging up on me. It's not fair.

What? I'm serious.

Nearly T Boned some old deer on Friday as my brakes were asleep and cold. Time to address this now me thinks. I've got DBA drilled and grooved Discs with Portafield Carbon Kevlar pads, Standard hoses, No idea how old the brake fluid is, Rears are drilled and grooved discs with portafield pads also. Will draining the brake fluid and upgrading it help? Seems a shame to dump the pads and discs as they are new! Is there anything that can be done to the servo? Andy

I had thread worms 2 years ago. Very itchy bum so went to the doctor and he said I had worms!!! Uuuurrrrggghhh unclean, stay away!! Took some worm tablets and they came out in my poo. Absolutely Facsinating. Might be able to dig out some pictures if anyone wants to see. Andy

Oh no it's not!!! Amercan Histoy X - what a film!! Anyone else seen it???? Very powerfull Film. Andy