pete shrimp

Bet you've got a cheque signing machine too, now THAT is something I can't understand lol :wack:

Why don't you smuggle some back over here in your petrol tank? :eek:;)

Cool, I did the mod to mine but did a load of other stuff at the same time (chip, boost jets lol), I hadn't seen anyone post a quantified improvement but I guess there it is :) I had the screw iirc, would've been good to adjust it on the rollers and compare the curves.

LOL No way they taste rank :D

I'm constantly having to sellotape postage stamps down to make them stick... wtf is that all about??? :confused:

Pmsl :D:D

PMSL Alex, yeah I remember that :D Search is being slow though, but it was a disgrace. I'm definately one for a clean engine bay :cool: R Pete EDIT: Actually my fan needs a wipe down :rolleyes: and the battery lol :p

:rofl::rofl: Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning? Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian For a couple of hours now." Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" Sara: "No." DJ: "Good!" " Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have s$x, Sara?" Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sara: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it? Sarah: "Up the ar$e....." After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break" And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

Cheers for the update :cool: Yeah fingers crossed :)

Pasted from elsewhere... Macca whats the situation mate? ---------------------------- Redline TOTB 4 News update May 2005 http://www.totb.co.uk We are now pleased to confirm the following clubs/groups will be competing at this year’s event; The 200+ Club, GTR Register, Team Subaru, Mitsubishi Lancer Register, Vipers, GTO UK, 200SXOC, Skyline Owners Club, Hondas UK, UK Supras, GTIR-OC, RS Cosworth, RS Turbo, Performance Rover Group, FDUK, CCC UK, Fiat Coupes, IMOC MR2, Corvettes, GT4 OC. The event is now provisionally full for competing clubs; however we are still able to accept entries from individuals and Tuning companies. competitors@totb.co.uk We have spaces available for both competitors and traders at our Scoobyshootout 2005 event to be held at Elvington on Sunday 22nd May. This is a 1/4m and top speed event, at just £45 to compete and £10 on the gate to spectate. The closing date for entry forms is 12th May. Forms for this and Redline TOTB 4 are available on our website. We would appreciate your assistance in inviting your club members to Scoobyshootout to run in a rwyb competition alongside the main event, class prizes and awards are available to non- Subaru vehicles. We have now confirmed that the Jun Lemon and Top Secret Drag R Skylines will be making an appearance at both Redline TOTB4 and Scoobyshootout. Both cars ran at a recent test day at Elvington, and both turned in10s 1/4m times, with lots more to come. The Top Secret car had not run before in the UK, yet managed an impressive 10.3s 136mph on its one and only full launch! Trade areas are filling up nicely for the events, with The Organisation looking after the trade and display areas on our behalf. All the competing clubs can now apply for a dedicated spectator display area for their cars on a first come basis. To enquire about a trade display area, or to reserve a club display area contact Claire Williams; claire.williams@the-organisation.org Other event updates Unfortunately due to potential noise problems and other issues on site we are not now able to offer general public camping as hoped, we are however still able to offer this facility to traders and competitors for the Saturday night, contact us if you require passes to do so. We have now confirmed improved P.A, catering, serviced toilets and grandstand seating/raised terrace viewing on site for the event. We will also extend the pitlane area to make access easier for cars and people. The competitor pitlane will be enlarged and changes made to improve the flow of cars through the pitlane. A separate area for fuel storage will be available to prevent fuel drums being stored in pitlane areas. The handling circuit will have an enlarged viewing area for spectators, to bring the action closer, and competitors will all be limited to a maximum of 5 timed runs during the day to ensure fairness to all. Finally we’d like to remind people that Redline TOTB 4 spectator tickets are now on sale in advance from the totb website at a discounted price of just £15 per adult. (£20 on the day, kids under 16 free entry with parent/guardian) Official Clubs and groups can take advantage of our special bulk offer to members on entry tickets at just £12.50 per person in advance, contact us for details. Further news updates will be sent as we move closer to the event. Bye for now The TOTB Team

This happened to my mate (devil136 on here). He swerved to avoid an oncoming Land Rover overtaking round the bend, on his side and went head on into the Volvo it was overtaking. On a 60 road :( A day in A&E and a couple of months strapped up. Car written off, was a 200SX S13 he'd only had a week, smashed to pieces. The family of people, inc 2 kids, oin the Volvo were ok luckily. The Land Rover driver carried on driving. :mad::mad: He was left to foot the insurance claim of course :mad: The amount of car-related incidents where people don't take responsibility for what they've caused fooks me off, whether it is a carpark-door incident or hit and run :mad:

How do you know it was a Tannoy ™? ;) I keep meaning to get up to York Dragway, must go once the S13 has the fresh engine in :cool:

Think that was me, but I sent them a good couple of weeks ago, the day before you said you weren't there anymore ;) :confused: Was it in a nobbly thick cardboard tube?

^^^ I might be missing something but that might be the problem :wack:;)

I found my zed to be a bit snappy when trying to drift it, the rear could whip round at a moments notice. It kind of puts you off trying unless there's a huge spin-off area :D My S13 is amazingly predictable sideways :cool: Although you have to give it more revs to provoke it.

:rofl: Don't let the rams near it, that'd be nearly as bad as oil :D

Plus the coat would get ruined :eek:

:rofl:

Bloody accountants :D:D;)

Admit it, you just want another one to drill holes in :slap::D

Married for a couple of years now, or 3 years, no 2 I think :confused::D

I've studied this... I'm sure an acquiring company acquire all the contracts with which the acquired company were party to. Otherwise Mr Main Shareholder could sell a company to his wife (and buy it back), releasing him from any contracts he felt like. Don't quote me though it was a while ago, but I'm sure they have carry on your contract as it was, or give you notice/terminate your employment.

PMSL James, you been going through my mums photo albums again??

Hehe yeah cheers mate he's sound asleep, got him well trained :cool:

Ahem!