pete shrimp

Nah they used 2nd gear, I discussed it with the guy operating, hence why autos redlined in about zero seconds LOL.

You :xxx: 's are boring me now with your "all winge but no action" actics, get over yourselves :mad:

He does know the facts, he was round at mine last deciding what to do about your fooked up life :mad:

Whatever :xxx: :xxx:

Yeah thanks for the call Adam :mad: - you have confirmed you are a nob :rolleyes: Next time give me a chance to talk you freak :mad:

Too fcking right Bilbo, me and XTT are NOT happy :mad: :mad:

You're the joke tosspiece :mad: Phone me now! :mad:

Leave a message you c0ck :mad: and I'll pass it on to be translated you fck up :xxx: Hmmm nice one Kirbz, we believe you.. :rolleyes:

Kirbz - you're in on this whether you like it or not :mad: And be the sounds of it, its partly you fault!

He's got a point ;) As for knowing people - just cos you follow Mac around like a lost puppy, dont mean you're it :rolleyes:

Nah Kirbz, you're on my side I'll PM ya ;)

It cant be that simple to tell the autobox to stay in 3rd or 4th, otherwise they'd do that at rolling roads :confused: Pete

Them too dont need much encouragement to be "put together" :rolleyes: You're just bitter cos they wont let you in...

Right Adam - if you've got a problem just say it :mad: :mad: Or has Bilbo been brainwashing you again with his mumbo jumbo crap :rolleyes: Thats if you've got a brain you :xxx: :mac1:

:o Yawn...get back to work ya great jessies :rolleyes:

Is what true you long haired MaltLoaf?? :mad:

I got a leak down there, it could be either of the 2 hoses to/from the heater, not expensive (£15 from Nissan each) but a pain to get to. You should be able to see them both, when the steam clears. Or one of the 6/8 hoses, which I've also had a leak from lol but Jeff sorted that by simple tightening of jubilee clips from under the car I think :) Pete

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pearl.shtml

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Dave: I reckon he's an accountant. Stuart: No way, he's a stockbroker. Dave: He ain't no stockbroker ! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder. Dave: Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: No offence taken ! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession Dave: Oh ! What's that then ? Suit: I'll try to explain by example ...Do you have a goldfish at home? Dave: Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Dave: It's in a pond! Suit: Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Dave: As it happens, yes I have got a big garden! Suit: Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have large garden then you have a large house? Dave: As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it myself! Suit: Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? Dave: Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children. Suit: Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Dave: Yep! Four nights a week! Suit: Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often? Dave: Me? Never. Suit: Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Dave: How's that then? Suit: Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life ! Dave: I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate. Stuart: I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Dave: Yep! He's a logical scientist! Stuart: What's that then? Dave: I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Stuart: Nope Dave: Well then, you're a w*nker.

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Kind of annoying isnt it! ;)

:D:D ;) http://www.rancidass.com/nakednurse.php

LOL :D

Shut it Hermie LOL :slap:, not digging at you lot, just the fool who originally wrote the scam warning contradicting themself blatantly ;)

LOL I had my sixth form ball at the Elms Hotel :D:D - nice big carpark