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i'd say a prelude............it just goes to show mental patients can pass their test too

you know what they say inside every fat person there is a thin person waiting to be set free................................yeh cos they have fookin eaten em

no she's just spotted the cake trolley

lol dont forget top gear tommorrow mmmmmmmmmm at last some good tv almost makes up for having to go to work on monday

N A S T Y the missus saw that now i cant try it .............top joke

the simpsons i believe cos it cant have been from top gear as those are the only thing i watch on tv...............oh and the adult channel

shes like jade goodys fatter sister but comfy to sit on

mummy whos your friend is that why daddy left mummy mummy talk to me........what yes i'll go get you some more chilli sauce for your 18 kebabs.............i love you mummy its sunday tommorow so its of to the car wash for your weekly bath

ive spent an evening with jack and napoleon treating myself as ive been under the car all day................not fixing it but its got a dodgy handbrake lol

they wash themselves wi a raaaag ona stik

eh now some wimmin are ok they make us food and drinkies after we've had a hard day in the garage and if ya get them tipsy they show you their wobbly bits

eh stop it thats my mum :nono:

repair it tax and test it and DRIVE IT cool looking car

ive just been given some recaro leather seats i think from an rs turdbo and having a rear leather seat already in my zed i was wondering what you all thought about them going in the front of my zed as im too skint to afford the right ones just thought about doing summat different feed back welcome as im still a bit new to all this cheers :headvswal

has he actually got a supra or is it a saxo with supra badges on it ...............mmmmmmmmmmm worked for his zed lol :headvswal

cant see the hole in the back of them that they put the key in to wind them up.....lol nutters

send him abusive emails that should quieten the fool im on my 9th to him he gets quite mad lmao

cheers its getting there ive consoled myself with some new rear lights from australia 140 squid all in mmmmmmmmmmmm

blew a water pipe 2 days before crimbo then fubar'd the water pump and i snapped the water outlet pipe trying to repair the original burst pipe ...not good really

im here too drowning my sorrows over 1 300 squid repair bill for my zed

has anyone seen tomc3281 's ad on ebay item number 230083363935 what a muppet i say no mercy, he should be hunted down with rabid hamsters maybe it was the same guy who tried to sell his zed as a ferrari and suffered abuse for doing so or he was locked in the attic as a child . ..............just a thought he gets really angry if you send him abusive emails....i'll leave it up to you lot :headvswal

its a purple tt i spilt red hot tea on the dog when i saw it lmao :smash:

you get what ya pay for i paid 1700 squid for mine and its cost me 800 to get it right and it keeps going wrong .........am i bothered ......well a bit but not much i say good luck to him after all if you can you should

yeah no smoking in pubs.............and soon no drinking and no talking

cool chaps i feel better now and the jack daniels worked too lol