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its snowing in sunny bradford the cavs keep snowballing my windows roll on summer

yeah i agree mate like the wife i substituted style for comfort

snotty nose , whinging , and a no no on the bedroom antics "until i feel better" and no you cant use snot as a lubricant trust me im a doctor

you bought it at the right time mate you can be one of these smug looking barstewards driving normally whilst most other people are crashing lol

i was wondering what wheels would be your choice as i bought my zed with 285/30/18 bsa manix's and as they more kerbed than a kerbcrawlers i bought some original zed alloys off ebay i drove the car for the 1st time on the originals and it drove amazing rode over bumps and was so smooth now im wondering if i should flog my 18s once they've been refurbed or put them back on

with her cooking i usually do

i agree there too cheap i gave 800 quid for my n/a manual with 18s and a huge fook off exhaust...............mind you ive just spent another 500 quid on it its a shame they are worth more in bits

yeah im not big on raw chicken it smells funny

the wifes just sorted out our life insurance and made a big deal about getting the best policy .........then she gives me chicken nuggets and turkey roll for tea.................im locking the garage she'll be at my wheel nuts next.... is anyone else concerned about bird flu as ive had dealings with bird flu before bet it just meant she couldnt come out for a week

just been on sky news it was a drugs related death.......shame realy there was a couple of things i liked about her...........R.I.P

just stand in front of one and drool

yeah mate.....bonus not literally bone-us but cheers anyway lol

and the bonus is she' covered in oil................oh hang on i need the tiolet

its the bit under your nose that keeps your nostrils together exept danniella westbrooks cos thats on her bathroom floor :rofl:

hi peeps i was just wondering whats everyone favourite car related film......,mines gone in 60 seconds.........mmmmmmmmmmmmm angelina jolie

Hi Peeps Will A Z32 Steering Wheel Fit A Z31 As Im Selling Some Stuff On Ebay And Im Not Sure Many Thanx

i bet he doesnt have the missus in with him...............or is his curry ready

unbelievable the jammy git.............im off to check the loft to see if theres an old porker up there

cheers everyone

im in too.............no care workers to take me out

hi peeps ive finally managed to scrape the commital fee together so i'm a fully fledged member of the asylum........no seriosly im looking forward to all the eventa and i'll be there with bells on.....or whatever the straightjacket has on it will post some pics of my car as soon as i work out how to do it lol laters dudes and dudesses

have ya tried swearing at it

get a good make mate otherwise everytime you walk past em with your mobile in your pocket or make a call or recieve a text they'll go all morse code on ya and it'll pee off the missus and then you'll get the ...." why cant you just watch telly instead of having all these silly speakers "

mine did the same mate when i first got it i took my carpets out and put a heater in it overnight and it seemed to have sorted it but it still does it if i dont drive it for a few days and the weather gets cold...never mind summer nearly here its been booked for a wednesday this year :tongue: