Massive

id have hid under the duvet and called the rozzers.......mind you they wouldnt have come cos they are all out catching burglers and robbers

heh heh nice 1 mate u know it makes sense

yeah im a smoker but i hate cigs

he said just before he binned it ...." hey guys watch this "

been hassled all day by the solicitors so i guess a claims being ....er claimed i'll have my twin turbo sooner than i thought cheers for the messages tho

congrats mate u make a top couple

cheers chap appreciate the thoughts

talk about bad luck yesterday morning the missus and i got up to find that some thieving scrote had been in our garden stolen some plants a bird feeder and our bin ffs then when the wife got to work ( shes a manager at 4 bail hostels for women ) she found one of the residents had croaked it sometime over the weekend i had a call from the brother in law to saw he suspected that my headgasket on my zed had gone ( its already in for cambelt water pump and a water leak as well as crank oil seal ) then on the way home from work i had a woman slam into the back of me doing about 40 mph ( i was stationary ) totaled her car and made a real mess of the 07 plate zafira turbo i was in my god what does the rest of the week have instore , but as im whiplashed up to fook im staying in bed send us some happy thoughts as ive ran out of pixie dust cheers guys

do what clarkson says......go through 1st camera then park up have a kip then do 120 mph all the rest of the way

i reckon if you put dark coloured wheels on a dark car they look smaller than they really are i painted my 18s the same dark grey as my car and they looked diddy go for a nice satin silver not too blingy

its rough when there off the road innit ....but they say the best things come to those who wait lol

finally got the lights , exhaust , and rear bumper painted and fitted but its been taking too long shes been off the road since crimbo and still needs water pump fitting and cam belt doing and the oil seal sorting......omg its gonna be summer soon............on the topside my 18s are being refurbed and the fibreglass instal is coming along too should be ready soon ( i hope )

sweet machine mate............red cars dont usually do owt for me but thats a nice one

i think we need to bear in mind that we dont own the earth ...we simply lease it from mother nature and she's not a gal to be messed with

mastication for di nation

yeah forgot about the amiga......i was spoilt i got a neo geo

oooooow seagull pate in 1 easy step

ah whatever happened to the ol commadore 64 and the spectrum 48k they were proper computers,,,,,,,,oh and the bbc model b mmmmmmmmmm ( que hovis music )

yes heard it too also they are saying MORRISON fuel affected too

thats what you get for not buying a proper car.... he would have rolled over the bonnet of a zed and been ok........the thrupenny bit

yeah he eats everything thats why we had beef on christmas day cos the wife left the turkey out to cool

thats a hoof and a half.........or is it a bloke doing a " silence of the lambs " lol

yeah he just had a bath it took 3 people to get him in......damn rescue mutts he was 4 stone when we got him ....he's 14 stone now

hi peeps does anyone have a female akita they would want to breed. my puppy is back from the vets with a clear bill of health by the way he's the 1 on the right the other is the wife....not as hairy but still hard work

so sorry to hear about your trouble mate keep going it will be worth it thoughts going out to you and yours