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top thread.........trying to find a user name like carmen....because you like cars and men in that case mine would have been " charlie beerminge "

so ya dont like bradford city and have big ears lol

mines got to do with rolling 4 grasstrack cars.......then some bloke said to my missus " thats guys a psycho racer " but i couldnt remember how to spell psycho ( i had to ask the missus on that one too )

PMSL oh my god theres too many on that list that i do..top list

must have mate they used some smelly stuff to wipe it all off but by the time i got there it had spread and was drying god knows i'll be in therapy for years it was so embarrassing and stragely erotic all at the same time

it looks like a good project motor mate now its time to hammer the credit card and get modding

thanx everyone just got back from B R I took your advise the docs didnt laugh too much but i had to draw the line at them taking photos " for use in case studies ".....worse than all that was i saw an ex girlfriend there and i missed top gear...........ah well these things are sent to test us im off to bed with some ice packs thanx for the concern maybe when im older i'll look back at this and laugh MORAL .... if your gonna build a fibre glass sub enclosure.......DONT leave it to the proffesionals

thanx for the tips guys but ive got a part time job at flamborough sitting at the top of the lighthouse wi mi legs akimbo lol

cheers mate...i'll make some grollies out of a bin liner lol

tell me about it mate.ive used turps and thinners my stuarts are glowing and the missus has sugested cillit bang ffs

aaaaargghhhhhhh does anyone know how to get fibre glass and resin off ya gentleman bits.........ive just been doing my install and nipped for a hit'n'miss you can guess the rest.......got no instructions with the resin kit and its really starting to itch :hyper:

i think there put in for the eye candy factor.oh and when there on about owt technical you can tell there reading off cards lol

eh mate im 6' 4 and 20 stone and i get called tiny the missus thinks thats me in your picture when i was doing my doorman days

eh but its sunday we should all be in church lol

my missus already calls me " stig of the scrappy " but i think shes just jelous cos she drives a hyundai

nice one buddy ...i could spend all day in scrapyards but then i get looked at and escorted off the premises lol

i posted same dilema a bit back and im still unsure as to which wheel to go for the ride on the 16s is smooth but they look way too small..........mmmmmmmmmmmm maybe god knows the answer

yeah mate better than sweety shops

wahoo been to the scrapyard today for a part for my mates jeep and what do i see in the corner under a tree.............a tt that had been rolled well battered, but as i needed some trim bits i had a poke about the owner came out and said everything was going cheap on that car so i got some trim bits for a fiver and under the 3 inch of water that was in the bottom footwells was a set of genuine zed mats a bit soggy but in good nick, i asked him how much he wanted for the mats and he said i can have em for free............so i took them home got the missus to stick them in the washer and there now drying on the washing line.........so it just goes to show that there are more places than ebay to grab a bargain..top result as mine were missing and ive heard there getting a bit rare

so sorry mate condolances and thoughts to you all

what about a pizza with chicken madras on garnished with egg foo young and a kebab

had wiring checked mate and ive even tried swearing at it but to no avail

thought turbo timers were only for turbo cars ...mines not a turbo and the alarm was an aftermarket one that was proffesionally fitted but i had this problem before the alarm was put on

yes mate but it did it before i fit the alarm

hi chaps got a problem when ive driven my zed for a bit and come to switch off the ignition i can turn the key and remove it from the ignition barrel but the car keeps going....just like a turbo timer but mines a n/a if i press the accelerator it dies and stops but if not it can run on for ages ive tried changing the ignition barrel for a new one but it still does it it only stops on the key if i turn it off really slowly and even then it doesnt always work please help as ive nearly died twice from carbon monoxide poisoning when i was in my garage many thanx matty