Clint Thrust

PANTS ON FIRE

Sack all that. Get her an ironong board and an iron. Then wrap up the ironing board real tight so you can tell what it is and have a great big basket of ironing ready. Then get ready for quietest christmas dinner you've ever had. HO HO HO!!

Sorry mate, ran out about a fortnight ago. You can have any other colour though. HARTY

Waht a bunch of muppets. When girls do s**t like that everyone should completely ignore them so they look like idiots. Except for me of course and then I'd be all over 'em like a terrier on a pork chop !!!!

Oh I forgot, get those fuel lines sorted!!!

Yeah cheers dumpling. Have a good 'un. HARTY.

PM me guys and I'll send them out. HARTY

Worth a look??. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150072079506&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:UK:1#ebayphotohosting HARTY

take off those big banana boots then :tongue: Seiously though, if you can smell petrol, get it checked ASSAP or you could end up on fire. HARTY.

It happens more when it's cold weather. You need to tighten up all your fuel hoses which are under the cam covers etc. There is a thread on here somewhere with a diagram to show you where they all are. HTH. HARTY.

Bah Humbug Should Have An Apple And An Orange Like In't Gud 'ol Days

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So you think you can drive. Watch that throttle getting blipped halfway round the bends, the heel toe braking etc etc. What a legend he really was.

Check out Senna testing one when they first came out. COOL.

Pity he never laughed his fooking veil off as he was escaping through our rock solid security system. :mad:

Go on then, you can have one as well :dance:

Tell me about it. Funny how the country he was so keen to get away from because of "fear" was the first place he ran to after he had comitted such a hideous crime. Apparently immigration only check people coming in not going out. I'm afraid that's the state of the nation just now. :(

Bloody Hell!. I thought it would be easy to pick a winner but they are all great. Here goes. Top three in no particular order: PK1 StellaZ MGH297 Well done, if you PM me your details I'll send you all a bottle. Yo can choose from: dark blue, light blue, black, white, silver, grey, yellow, brown, green or tan/gold. Look forward to hearing from you. HARTY.

Jesus, this is the person you love most in the world. Your partner, soulmate, lover and friend and you can't comfort her when she is poorly. Shame on you.

Caribbean cruise, San Fransisco and Miama.........................yes I know your jealous HO HO HO MEERRRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!

To go onto Stars In Their Eyes and say "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be ...................................................TOTALLY OBNOXIOUS"

Fookin great so far LMFAO. Forgot to mention, last entry at 12 noon tomorrow. Cheers for the giggles. HARTY.

Just not enough dough in that company.

What, brothers. Effin hundreds I would have thought :dance:

You mean there's more than one Z in your works car park??.