Clint Thrust

And the Zeppelins mate, don't forget the Zeppelins!!

Come On!!!!!

And of course, only a complete ass wouldn't post em up here so we can all have a laugh.

Or throw stones properly

Oh, and a ruck is in RUGBY.

Yes but what about that bicycle thing that you have to get on every month. Just to avoid that is better than being a woman.

Now I know we all love our wives/girlfriends to bits but sometimes they come out with the most outrageous and ridiculous statements it makes us weep. So, please post them here. I’ll get the ball rolling with a few. I was working up in Scotland and I was packing my bag to go. I asked her to put the hairdryer in my bag (I had hair then) and she asked………oooh can you plug it in up there?!. I was working in Barrow-in-Furness and her brother was working got a job in Aberdeen. She said excitedly, that’s great you two can have a night out together!!. We were discussing silent letters on words such as Merlot and Cabernet (the wines) etc. and her friend didn’t get it. She tried to explain to her friend “you know, it’s a silent T like Calais!!!. :)

It might be small but it fills prams.

The punk version of Take That.............................**** That

For me there is only one............. Basildon Bond...............best envelopes around

YEAH YEAH heard it all before, Santa, tooth fairy, superman. They are all real. They must be cos Supermans in films and that!. :tongue:

Buy cheap, buy twice.

Yes I think we get that :rolleyes:

That's utter nonsense. Next you'll be telling me that thunderbirds aren't real :rolleyes:

Oh I Say Old Chap....................................here Here.

My next purchase when I win the lottery. http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=415&src_t=cat&src_id=boystoys Tucking Fremendous

Do me a favour..............on this website!!!.

Should be dealing with burglary, assaults, rapists, TWOCA's, street gangs and muggers. Clean all that lot up and leave us the f**k alone. Just a giant taxation system as usual and it's the honest decent people who get hit the worst. End of RANT.

Found this on Utube. Very rude but very funny :tongue:

Messy

or spankumhoney

Anyone know of somebody good in the Grimsby/Lincolnshire/Humberside area that can do me a complete respray. After some w****r bumped the front end last week, I've decided to get the whole car done. Any ideas anybody?. Harty.

I sent him a message earlier telling him to look on here so he knows.

dog

cunning linguist