Clint Thrust

Yellow, looked great on my purple cortina.

Any idea where you can get those anti roll bars from?. Cheers, Harty.

106. Harty300. I'll send the payment now. Cheers, Harty.

My Great Auntie won a competition in the 50's to come up with a name for carbonated drinks and she sent in 'pop'. So if you say I'm off out on the pop or get us a bottle of pop think of my Great Aunt.

Cheers Vijay.

Anyone know where you can buy the software for conZult?. Does it run on a normal laptop or do you need a specialist piece of kit?.

Pity he didn't break his fookin neck the lowlife tw*t.

Whiiiirrrrr Whiizzzzz Boooooom

Mines all true. How very dare you diss me :shock:

HELL NO. All true, hand on heart.

Altern8..... didn't they wear chemical warfare suits filled with vics vapour rub and wear gas masks.............!!!! I have several claims to fame. When I was a child, Paul Daniels used to drive his brothers mobile shop down our street. I can still remember him producing gobstoppers out of my ears. He used to let me steer the van while I sat on his knee. OOERR somebody might get the wrong idea about that. I also used to go to school with the new WBA manager Tony Mowbray. As teenagers we used to camp out in each others gardens. So my claim to fame there is that I have slept with Tony Mowbray!. Once, I was in Heathrow airport waiting for a connecting flight and Ronnie Wood from the Rolling Stones was at the bar. He was wearing the most outrageous cowboy boots, with what looked like, gold soles and a long fur coat. My mate Marty goes marching up to him and says "alright BOB, that thing you did with live aid was fantastic. The number of people you have helped around the world is amazing". Ronnie boy nearly choked on his lager and the dopy barmaid says "that's Ronnie Wood not Bob Geldoff" Nearly PMSL. I was in Teesside airport and Kevin Keegan walked past and into the book store. I followed him in and said to him "I bet I know what your thinking" "What's that" he said. "Fook me there's Harty". He just gave me a funny look and walked off. Finally, I was in Albuferia in Portugal and Cliff Richard pulls up in a convertible 911. I was with my brother in law and I told him to quickly get round the other side of the Porsche. As soon as he was there I started shouting Cliff Cliff at the top of my voice. Cliff Richard looked around and looked very worried as I started walking towards him still shouting Cliff Cliff. I think he was just about to leg it when I booled right past the car and grabbed my brother in law by the hand and said "Cliff, jesus how many years is it". The curly lipped Princess of pop didn't like that one much judging by the look on his face.

Correct. Right, what were the names and addresses of the crowd.

Cheers. Right, who won the FA cup in 1973?.

Does anyone know what the letters S and F stand for underneath the prancing horse on ferrari badge. The checkout operator in Tesco asked me last night and its bugging me. I cant find it on the net either. :confused: Cheers, Steve.

Mine's just big enough to fill a pram.

Did they come with the gaskets etc. Cheers, Steve.

Oh dear, 43 and on my 4th Z. Just not growing up yet!!.

Anyone bought one of those Japspeed exhausts off eBay?. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-300ZX-TURBO-N-A-CAT-BACK-EXHAUST-SYSTEM_W0QQitemZ220046666393QQihZ012QQcategoryZ38786QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Sorry, not sure how to post a link :headvswal

first name terms with the petrol pump attendant.

Cheers all, had a great one.

wheres the pictures then. Been waiting for days.

Her cute little shaven

My wifes car is called itchy cos she is always scratching it HO HO

Always reminds me of those wierdy beardies talking about their morris minor or 6ft yacht when an object is referred to as a she. Makes me think that they regard women as objects rather than people. I suppose in the case of the ZX it may be applicable because it growls a lot, is totally tempremental and has a very large arse end.

Bugger, thought it was the ejector seat.