Sussex stu

Fooking hell folks, and i thought my day was bad, least there some honest guys amongst us.. Good on you all. Huge group hugs and lots of beer (or stella) I admire you all. Stu

Bicycles? Pavements? WTF is next. There is some very very strange people out there. Funny how they both Happend in the North of the country!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Small story first give you more of an idea. 1 was married, for 10 years, two kids, nice house, cars and money so so. Last year i found out wifey had been playing around with a mate of mine for 18 months. Got divorced, lost loads of cash on house to ex. Bought zed, blew it up. still see kids. Rather than have girlfriend, have 3 shag buddies on the go at the same time. After while decide too much hard work if you know what i mean. So recently got new girlfriend. all good unitl today. :headvswal Get one of those texts, "we need to chat?" from girlfriend, so we have chat, and stu is single again. Various different words exchanged. Feed dog, drive to work. get snotty text of now ex girlfriend. Ruin my morning.... Whilst driving to next job, pop into builders merchants and by some brick cleaner acid. put in van, pop to tescos. Come out and some twat has hit my vans rear light cluster, and driven off. OH WHAT A JOY!!! Get home to find the dog has been scoffing in the fooking bin, and choked up some chicken drumsticks all over the carpet, go to the van to get some gloves ( as i dont like holding dog puke!! only to find the brick cleaner has leaked all over my tools and the vapours nearly knocked me out. I have decided this. girlfriends are better than wives, as they dont cost as much shag buddies are better than girlfriends as they dont want flowers to say thanks. Cats are better than dogs, at least their puke is smaller water is far less harmfull as brick cleaner and as for f***ers not leaving details after they hit someone, im going to hunt them down, and cut their bonnet off with a 14" petrol cutter. Im now on the STELLA. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhh

stu hickman aka me

What a twat, why try and be a big boy if you cant drive? Thats gonna cost lol

Trust me, once you get bitten by the 300zx bug, its hard to go back, they can be total gits, but you love me anyway, mines done zip all for a while, but i still polish it and give it a vac, just need to get the swine working. You'll luv it. Welcome

Ladies and Gents, this thread will go on and on, until we all state " nope we are not having this, up yours government" but they will still have another way of shagging us, even if we dont know about it.

Wheres a gorgeous "look like something like lamb or some kind of meat" kebab shop when u need one. PMSL Superb. You must have walked yourself sober

Found this just now, why do people drive the same in the ice as they do on dry roads :headvswal :headvswal LMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npTRXr4Sgxg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM2gLjfE_3Y

Thats what im like each time i approach the wiring loom problems with my zed at the mo. :headvswal :headvswal :headvswal

If your pump has gone, then while replacing it, it might as well be worth doing the cambelt at the same time.

Welcome, dont apologuise for asking dumb questions, most of the questions start of dumb, but you will be suprised how much knowledge you will gain from them.

Times like this I wish we were French, or at least had their attitude. You have a good point there, even though im not too fond of certain french (quote to tow my zed 200 miles to Calais after killing it £1200, :x: ) You cant knock the way they are, if their government wants to introduce crap and the people dont like it, they all down tools, and get together until the government backs down. Trouble is us English, moan about stuff, we dont like but do naff all to prevent it. as posted all car owners over say 2 litre, should go out sunday driving on everyday of the week, at the lowest mph, and clogg up the roads. Bet the twats who decide on this policy, still have there chaffeurs to carry there fat lazy arses around. B***cks to them, let them drive stupid little engine junk like a KIA Picanto's, and leave folks who enjoy there gas guzzling motors alone. (Yep ive woken up in a foul mood) lol Rant over Stu

After the day ive had, this was just the thread i needed. lol Now its beer time ..

How long does the renewal take to get me back to subscribed? As i paid the renewal on 5/11/07 in cash at LLoyds TSB, they said it went direct into the account, my name as the reference. Any ideas, as ive got some stuff i want to sell, but cant as still registerd user . Help

Have renewed today by direct bank transfer. Done at lloyds TSB in Littlehampton. Cash in your account Cheers Stu

Welcome. See there are people in Sussex that have zeds. lol,

Sell after xmas, as im coming into some cash from an antique clock sale, and i would too bite your arm off for it.

Glad to offer advice, mate, was it the ptu or the injectors?

Does anyone have a series 2 ptu or a decent series 1 in good order, i need to establish if mine is fooked, only need to plug in to know to order a new one. Is there anyway of bypassing the ptu, to establish if that is the problem. Im in west sussex, if u fancy a drive out, i will only need to borrow for a few mins. Ta Stu 07746 476085

welcome to the wonderfull world of zedding. Sounds like PTU to me

Good on all three of you. All the best.

Make sure when the car is raised, try and get as much space as possible, the bolts around the bell housing are easy enough to get to, but there are 3 situated at the top which are gits to get off. I used 3 x 30cm extension bars to get to them. There are some hidden electrical connections on top, under the gear stick. raise / lower on a trolley jack, it does come out. When re installing put the torque convertor in the box first and make sure it is fully home, otherwise when u try and connect the housing back to the block it will be 10-15mm proud and will never go on flat. Stu